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Because Xiris asked =)

Keep in mind I got this recipe from an Italian Grandmother who doesnt exactly use measurements ::laughs::

Ingredients:

1 box of Chicken or Vegetable broth/stock

2 cans of cream of corn

1 large bag of frozen sweet corn (More or less depending on how chunky you like your soup)

one small onion

2 medium potatoes

1 tbsp butter

1 green or red pepper diced(optional)

diced cooked chicken (optional and as much or as little as you want in your soup)

about one small carton of heavy cream (or half and half if you want it to be a little leaner :laugh:)

Start by sauteeing the onion in the butter, when the onion is tender and translucent add the broth and the potatoes peeled and cubed

on medium high heat cook the potatoes until they can be easily pierced with a fork

add the rest of the ingredients except the cream and cook about 10 minutes on medium high

Turn down the heat and add the cream.

Dont forget to stir VERY often with the cream in the soup or you might just burn it!

Let the soup come to a soft boil and then bring the heat back down to allow for some thickening while it simmers. Just remember to stir!

Salt and pepper to taste and enjoy with some nice crusty bread =)

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Nawt's famous Tater Chowder: <I don't measure things so ...>

5lbs potatoes any variety. (I prefer the red's and I leave the skins on them. Yellows I do peel)

1 large red or Vadalia Onion.

Celery (I use the whole stalk unless it is very large then probably 3/4.)

Boil the above until the taters are fork tender.

Drain half the liquid.

Add milk and butter. (Generous amount of margarine actually.)

Slowly melt in 1 large block of velveeta cheese. Stir often as it will stick or scorch and yes, use the entire block of cheese. Trust me!

Once the cheese is melted through, add fresh parsley and cook until parsley is no longer raw. Keep stirring

Salt and pepper to taste.

Thicken with instant potato flakes to your desired consistency.

For the men, you can crumble bacon over the top if they feel meat deprived.

Enjoy.

If you're really good I'll share my recipe for Stuffed Peppers sometime.

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Doh I totally forgot. I came back to this thread today and the corn chowder is simmering away on my stove.

Spicy Veggie Soup

1 box chicken or veggie broth

1 large can diced tomatoes

1 can Rotel (spiciness up to you)

1 can pinto beans (or whatever kind you like, I prefer pintos and I prefer Goya brand)

1 can corn

2-3 adobo peppers, diced (more makes it spicier duh)

1 medium onion, diced

1 medium potato, diced

diced carrots to taste (I like a lot)

2 stalks diced celery

Throw it all in the crock pot and cook all day on low. Add diced cooked chicken if you like, or put the raw chicken in at the start of your cooking time.

Lately I've been leaving out the Rotel and just using another adobo pepper and we like it just as well.

My Not Fancy Chili

1 pound ground turkey, browned and drained

1 large can diced tomatoes

1 large can crushed tomatoes

1 can pinto beans (or whichever bean you prefer)

1 diced onion

1 small can diced chilis (spicy or not as you prefer)

2-3 T chili powder, or to taste

1 t cumin, or to taste

Put it all in the crock pot and simmer all day. I tend to add a lot of Tabasco to my bowl, but I don't put it in the chili--it just tastes better to me this way. You can add jalapenos for more fire, and I'm thinking next time I'll add adobos

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Harnes Love soup:

(1) marinated /love

(2) diced /loves

(3) medium /loves (but any size will do really)

(2-3) diced /loves (I personally like 4 diced /loves but that is too much for most people)

and!

(1) 5 gallon drum of Harne's special /lovesauce (the most important ingredient!)

Dump it all in your favorite big 'ol pot and stir often! Heat to boil, allow to cool for 5 minutes (sauce will thicken).

Then, gather your favorite mom, serve, and enjoy!

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Harnes Love soup:

(1) marinated /love

(2) diced /loves

(3) medium /loves (but any size will do really)

(2-3) diced /loves (I personally like 4 diced /loves but that is too much for most people)

and!

(1) 5 gallon drum of Harne's special /lovesauce (the most important ingredient!)

Dump it all in your favorite big 'ol pot and stir often! Heat to boil, allow to cool for 5 minutes (sauce will thicken).

Then, gather your favorite mom, serve, and enjoy!

this is the dumbest post i have ever put my eyes on.

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Harnes Love soup:

(1) marinated /love

(2) diced /loves

(3) medium /loves (but any size will do really)

(2-3) diced /loves (I personally like 4 diced /loves but that is too much for most people)

and!

(1) 5 gallon drum of Harne's special /lovesauce (the most important ingredient!)

Dump it all in your favorite big 'ol pot and stir often! Heat to boil, allow to cool for 5 minutes (sauce will thicken).

Then, gather your favorite mom, serve, and enjoy!

*finds a bottle labeled "Harne's Neat Love Sauce!"*

*takes a whiff*

...

*falls over & has a seizure*

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*finds a bottle labeled "Harne's Neat Love Sauce!"*

*takes a whiff*

...

*falls over & has a seizure*

Holy got the love fever again?

Removes the bottle of "Harne's Neat Love Sauce!" from Holy's hands*

*Smells it, looks on the expiration date*

05/12/1998?>:0 HARNE!!! you could have killed someone with this ancient bottle of love.

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*finds a bottle labeled "Harne's Neat Love Sauce!"*

*takes a whiff*

...

*falls over & has a seizure*

Holy got the love fever again?

Removes the bottle of "Harne's Neat Love Sauce!" from Holy's hands*

*Smells it, looks on the expiration date*

05/12/1998? >:0 HARNE!!! you could have killed someone with this ancient bottle of love.

*Takes the bottle from Perthes, throws it up in the air, uses it for target practice. The bottle shatters and the contents spill all over Kailand's tent*

....*Hides her bow and points at Perthes*

Edited by Kieranna
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*finds a bottle labeled "Harne's Neat Love Sauce!"*

*takes a whiff*

...

*falls over & has a seizure*

Holy got the love fever again?

Removes the bottle of "Harne's Neat Love Sauce!" from Holy's hands*

*Smells it, looks on the expiration date*

05/12/1998? >:0 HARNE!!! you could have killed someone with this ancient bottle of love.

*Takes the bottle from Perthes, throws it up in the air, uses it for target practice. The bottle shatters and the contents spill all over Kailand's tent*

....*Hides her bow and points at Perthes*

*hands Perthes a box of tissues* Lat can cleanup Harnes "Luv Sauce"

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*hands Perthes a box of tissues* Lat can cleanup Harnes "Luv Sauce"

>:0

**Evil eyes Kieranna**

No need for the tissues Kai.. **Looks in his bag of engineering goods**.

AHA.. I found it.. Gnomish-fire-hose.

(Fine print reads: This device sprays fire NOT water).

I have never used this one before.. but I heard it should make your tent all clean again. It will spray some water and then.. all of Harnes "Luv Sauce" will go away.. may want to use this "Gnomish-Scented-Candle" just in case to remove any stink that may be remaining.

**Points the Gnomish-fire-hose at Kailands tent**

This should clean up your tent in no time Kai..

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*hands Perthes a box of tissues* Lat can cleanup Harnes "Luv Sauce"

>:0

**Evil eyes Kieranna**

No need for the tissues Kai.. **Looks in his bag of engineering goods**.

AHA.. I found it.. Gnomish-fire-hose.

(Fine print reads: This device sprays fire NOT water).

I have never used this one before.. but I heard it should make your tent all clean again. It will spray some water and then.. all of Harnes "Luv Sauce" will go away.. may want to use this "Gnomish-Scented-Candle" just in case to remove any stink that may be remaining.

**Points the Gnomish-fire-hose at Kailands tent**

This should clean up your tent in no time Kai..

*Watches as Kailand's tent catches fire*....nice work Perthes..didn't you read the label?

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nice work Perthes..didn't you read the label?

Read what? us men dont read labels...

At least the damn thing worked.

Kai.. err.. **Hands Kailand a box of scrunchies.** Will this be good enough to pay for any damages?

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Harnes Love soup:

(1) marinated /love

(2) diced /loves

(3) medium /loves (but any size will do really)

(2-3) diced /loves (I personally like 4 diced /loves but that is too much for most people)

and!

(1) 5 gallon drum of Harne's special /lovesauce (the most important ingredient!)

Dump it all in your favorite big 'ol pot and stir often! Heat to boil, allow to cool for 5 minutes (sauce will thicken).

Then, gather your favorite mom, serve, and enjoy!

this is the dumbest post i have ever put my eyes on.

The fact that Xeno posts basically never, but yet felt compelled to let you know how stupid this was, should really tell you that it was really stupid.

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