Eisaac

Shorter: Google it...

Do you have any other 'cut the crap and let me have what I want' search engine that works so well? not for me!

And, by this poll at least 13 people are using it

One more thing, Say "Your Morale and Entertainment Magistrate" because saying only "Your magistrate" doesn't sound like the one inviting the jester, but sounds like the one executing him 

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I believe the proper term is Magistrate Praipositus Sacri

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hehehe, what you believe is obviously right, Quaestor Palatii.

(what I will say here cotradicts my beliefs, meaning : I AM JOKING)

I am speaking in common language so the citizens of the empire know what we are speaking about!!!

Hail Magistrate!

*tips hat*

First let me congratulate you again for your new job and also for your play project.

I can act as Herades. (Just don't make it start after 20:00 EST or I will have to go to work before it ends... Thorax looks in his thirties or Doc early twenties)

If you want clothes or items for the play's set, tell me and I will try to help.

And, who will play a chicken? It has no speech part... if it was a talking chicken that could be something

I can take pictures at the event, but maybe someone can make a movie? that would be nice!

One more thing, Say "Your Morale and Entertainment Magistrate" because saying only "Your magistrate" doesn't sound like the one inviting the jester, but sounds like the one executing him

Doc. Vale'

Senator of Trade

- Alliance, Guild and Party talk "in game utilities"

- ICQ and/or MSN messenger

- In slower macines: lightweight mp3 player, like Winamp, so it doesn't disturb the heavyweight programs (games ) running. Don't forget to always turn OFF visualizations...

About visualizations:

Only Winamp running with visuals on a Pentium I 133MHz : 15 seconds from mouse press to any reaction....!!!

But... Only Winamp running with NO visuals on the same Pentium I 133MHz : works immediately.

I work on a much newer computer but this is just an example...

Hmm maybe as a senator of trade I can sell the PGoH treasury for it?

Oh, well,

*sigh*

First, good luck selling the house!!

Second, I am trying to rebuild the treasury, so I started from scratch and if I steal from it, I will have no profit to show

Third, Charlie and Kodoz found a good place for a small house for me, but in a GREAT location, first house out of Trinsic... and I'm super happy with it! I will not replace it anytime soon and if I ever do, a PGoH member will have it!!

I'd stick to my Civ 1.... because THESE are the games

The only problem in Civ 1 is that it works slow on new machines...

btw, anyone has a good program to run old games in normal playing speed? (like "Spy Hunter" "Death Track" "The Art of War" and so on)

Maybe I will just try to find a 'good' AT 12-20MHz machine...

Yes, that is a way to warm your behinds in a cold day

And, I have seen things that will make this vid pale... I will not post it because some things are better left unviewed...

All hail the new Magistrate!

We were all sure you are the perfect choice... so do well

Another high rank in PGoH !!! YAY!!

Hope it was a nice surprise

Hmm, computer mistake... can this be deleted?

For the record, Scruffy's vote was Friday, as mine.

Good thing I am in the preferred best class for my life insurance agency. Which means I am in the top 1% of healthy people for prudential. I guess I can get whatever pizza I want.

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Live long and prosper

Oh, and I sure remember the smile I had the first time I ate UO pizza!

It was the best virtual food I had, ever!!!

i wonder if the japanese think the same of english versions of anime 0_o

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Probably upset as any television/video/radio/other producer (and all others from the native country of the program) hearing a starnge voice and language from their characters.... But, there is a bit BUT...

When dubbed (notoriously dubbing all programs: Germany, France, Russia), the language changes. Sometimes, names change so it would be easier for the destined audience (let's accept for a brief moment, one half nanosecond, that Homer can be Omar... sorry for that, did you survive? )

(and here it comes) BUT If you take out the ham, the beer and 'a few' things that are outlawed by religion (in this case, Islam) or for any other brainwashing reason , you are sucking the marrow out of the bones of the program! if is left a few colored figures dancing on the screen.

THAT'S WHAT I THINK IS SAD!

Updated and finished (currently)

Also, know that I use much fewer words than I wanted. (not concerning the length, but the richness of the text)

I hope this can be excused since English is not my native language.

and for the lazy (as was I asking Ariana for it...), here is the link to the base storyline, posted a year ago by Nyssa.

http://forums.thehonorempire.net/The_Princ...ller-t6502.html

and tell us... DATE and TIME!

This is a song by Sonata Arctica (Album: Ecliptica, 1999), about this topic exactly:

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[Tony Kakko]

It is your new best friend, new eye in your private den

And you can find the world inside it every day

They know what you did today, hear everything you say

And when they send you mail,

they know where you will go sometime next day

They know your life, they have a file about you

They built your life, so they...

Know what you like and know what you yearn

but they don't know a thing about me

I'm not that easy, I'm blank file in their memory

Caught in the web again, inside your private den

Where you can go to moon

or meet some people you will never see

You are a file in there, money in an open fair

You're a slave among the slaves, waiting for Y2K with a fear

They know your life, they have a file about you

They built your life, so they...

Know what you like and know what you yearn

but they don't know a thing about me

I'm not that easy, I'm blank file in their memory

Still they try to take over, control my life,

but no one can do it but me

I'm not that easy, I'm blank file in their memory

Oh oh oh

Know what you like and know what you yearn

but they don't know a thing about me

I'm not that easy, I'm blank file in their memory

I am waiting, hoping and praying

to see - how this - will end - when they go down

How can it be, that you cannot see

what they are doing with thee

You are a life, new file in their memory, now they

Know what you like and know what you yearn

but they don't know a thing about me

I'm not that easy, I'm blank file in their memory

Oh oh oh

How can it be, that you cannot see

what they are doing with thee

spending your time, living your life

inside their machines there is one empty file, it is me

I couldn't believe it when I heard it on the news!

The Simpsons are converted to Islam and Arabic!

The Arabic I don't mind, the Simpsons are probably translated and dubbed to many languages, but some of the (islamic) features are outrageous!

Will Homer become Omar?

Will beer become soda?

Will bacon be cancelled?

And... will "The Simpsons" Become "The Shamshoons"?

Oh, "Omar" works in a dangerous nuclear factory, that is ok by Islam...

This REALLY freaks out!

Here are some links: (read at your own risk!)

http://egyptiansandmonkey.blogspot.com/200...c-simpsons.html

http://www.albawaba.com/en/entertainment/189350

http://www.subzeroblue.com/archives/2005/0...ns_in_arab.html

I have to go and cry somewhere...

YAY!

A house remodelled!

a good reason for: Party Time!!!

and that is but a hint

Also: Our beloved Emprors found me a spot for a house, near Trinsic walls, the closest house to the western road into the walled paladin city, just a few steps to the south.

and also helped the moving!

*Bows to Charlie and Kodoz*

*Thanks them in public*

That is just hilarious!!!

But, you all know where all the data comes from....

Spy software on MMORPG muahahahaha!!!

(See Lord Ser Brightblade's post about the spy program on WoW)

I have heard it a few times more and updated my previous post, but I still think it wasd fabricated...

Hah! it sounds very funny, but to my opinion, a few questions arise:

This is as the radio man states "we can assume police has already been called", although the man says "WOW" when the accident supposedly happens so close to him he says "it was close"...

This guy is driving along in a traffic jam yet the surroundings are very quiet. Could be that the car is sealed well with air condition and all, but, then, in contradiction to "police already been called", he sees the accident happen and the wreck... would you not hear it on the phone if he was so close?

Also, this guy 'happens' to record a cell phone chat with a friend? could be he doesn't trust this friend too much? would YOU record a friend?

Also, this accident already happened, the guy had much time to call his good friend (the one he's recording the chat with...) and the second he comes to eye contact with the accident (so did he see it happen or not?), EXACTLY then the accident guy gets out of the car, with his smoke which happens to be glued to his lips cause it didn't fall in the accident which made his car a wreck.... it is EXACTLY the time to tell a funny tale which could also start in "4 elderly ladies drive in a chevy impala...." hmm, does this sound like the start of an old joke or what!

And, he has time to describe all the happenings although when you reach the accident site, although you slow down to a stop, still you accelerate to get out of there... and IF it was so funny he HAD to stay and watch the whole time, where are the honks of the other behind who want to pass the accident site?

So many contradiction!

I would say that CHUMFM did a good job raising their listener rating, but nothing more! (now some guy in Israel knows there is a CHUMFM radio )

Unless, of course there is another verification to the source.... but I doubt that!

YAY!!!

Thorax will do his best to attend!

And, what about trying to arrange a friday night Joust?

We have already at least 2 Luna Lances for the Jousting championship

This is not the same dragon movie I spoke about, but the same dragon.

Do you know the stories about the Hero and the Dragon? let this hero meet with THIS dragon! (and the HORDE that is needed to kill him...)

http://vnfiles.ign.com/wowvault/videos/TheDraconicLair.wmv

And here is the link to get the love story of a troll and a woman:

(beware 160MB to download)

http://www.warcraftmovies.com/movieview.php?id=1306

WoW is so new , relatively speaking but he pace people are making movies taken fom there is incredible! there are thousands!

I have seen more than a few and some are very good!

There are a few (that I saw) music clips with the story played in WoW, a love story between a Troll and a woman Paladin (and in the end she dies and another woman paladin ressurects her, they fight over him and in the end, HE wins and stays with both... )

There are also movies like fighting some ENORMOUS dargon that you, WoW players, probably know, it needs a party of about 40 players to kill it! and of course, charging and conquering a city with area spells and so on...

Oh, only if I had the like to that troll and paladin movie, it would be the link here. So, instead, this is one of the many places to look for WoW movies, if you have the time and bandwidth to spare...

http://www.warcraftmovies.com/

Come, listeners and let me tell you the tale of Thorax the Paladin.

My name is Gimbutz and I have been a servant in the house of Luckstone for over fifty years.

Thorax was born just about 30 years ago, as the firstborn son of Lords Rosie and Bearino Luckstone.

Bearino was a famous paladin, who was already close to retirement from his noble job of helping the helpless and the hopeless who all looked up to him as a defender of the human rights.

With a father and model like Bearino, the boy was raised as a paladin and a fighter from his first day breathing the cool air of Sosaria. The boy was disciplined and learned quickly the ways fighting with swords, and the ways of chivalry.

But as fate would have it, when Thorax was only 12 years of age, Lord Bearino was on the way to a simple mission of negotiation between two merchants at vesper, when he was ambushed by brigands and a lucky crossbow shot from one of the brigands found the seam under the left arm and the arrow pierced a small hole in the heart of the noble Lord. The Lord shrugged the hit and killed the brigands, but the damage was already done. the Lord was dying fast. In his last moments he wrote a letter to his son, bidding him to continue in his way.

Thorax grew under the supervision of his mother, becoming a Paladin Lord. At the age of 20, Thorax left his home for a life of an adventurer and a travelling paladin.

Some time after leaving his home, Thorax met with the Lady Charlie, the Empress of the Purple Guardians of Honor. He was deeply inpressed by the Empress and immediately joined in the cause, becoming a Squire in the dragoon cohort.

Many tales are told about the young Thorax going to help the ones who needed it, taking more than a few young warriors under his wings for short durations and sharing his time and knowledge with them.

There are some stories about Thorax going into the dragon's den, at Destrand, emerging barely alive and with a few baubles for the time. He also fought the vicious monsters who took over half of Britannia for some time.

Some time after the invasion to Britannia has ended, Thorax met with a beautiful yet unknown stranger, which came to his life like a storm and changed his life forever. None know what came over Thorax since the day of that fated meeting but something did stain his soul. For a long time after, he wandered through the roads and dungeons of Sosaria, looking for some unknown answer... Thorax almost left the ways of chivalry and became more distant and barely showed himself in public.

One of the times he did came out, he was seen at Skara Brae, near the moongate. He was seen there with Purist, wife of Anfalas the Magistrate. Whatever passed between the two is, of course, only for the two of them, but Thorax had his answer.

Thorax returned to be seen. Although he fanaticly protects his personal life, he returned to help those who need it and kill evil monsters. It was never as before, some other force seems to be driving him to do these things. Maybe to cleanse himself, maybe to prove something to himself. Some would say there is a spark of evil in his eyes, bringing an unknown tingle of fear to those who see it, making it hard to decline his wishes to help...

A short time after emerging again, Thorax proved himself worthy as a Dragoon Knight for the Purple Guardians of Honor.

Now, a Paladin and a Knight. Thorax continues his crusade for his justice, blostered by the faith put in him by the Lady Charlie and Lord Kodoz, noble Emprors of the Purple Guardians of Honor.

This is all there is to know, since the story is not over yet. May the story of Thorax be continued told for many years from now, may it be longer, fancier, happier and full of hope. Thorax is still young, I am not. I hope my children, and my children's children live to continue telling his tale.

(Some motifs were used from Manowar's lyrics)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LADY CHARLIE

It is great celebrating PGoH 8th birthday with Charlie's 3rd.

Major feasting and festivities!

ALL ARE INVITED!

All ancients, dust off that cape and show up!