Eisaac
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Posts posted by Eisaac
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2005 was just too long...
It's all because it was one second longer than other years
and for the unbelievers:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/20...eap_second.html
Happy 06' to everyone
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They are probably not reading this, but, Balandar, it would be better deleting advertising posts, because closing the thread still counts as free advertising.
A decent company that wants to advertise on the site would know who (and how) to contact.
Oh, and:
Support our Sponsors!
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It is great to see the two great people for real, instead of the avater
I'm so very happy for you that you could meet!
Oh, and if any wish to visit the holy land, the tour is on me!!!
and I did see the earlier pictures of charlie on the forums, here are shortcuts for the lazy :
(the picture of Charlie karaoke singing was removed )
http://forums.thehonorempire.net/Nicole_an...PGoH-t7959.html
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YAY
we missed you (both!)
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Some are plain stupid (but funny) the others make you think...
- Why do cartoons, that don't usually wear clothes (Bugs Bunny, for instance) wear a towel when they come out of the shower?
- Why do we wash bath towels? Don't we use them when we're clean?
- Who was the first man who looked at a cow and said he's going to drink what comes out from between her legs?
- If there's a spelling mistake in the dictionary, will anyone know?
- If you're expecting the unexpected, does this make the unexpected expected?
- Why is the vanilla ice cream white but the essence is brown?
- Why do we press the remote buttons harder when the batteries are weak? trying to 'juice' some more electricity?
- Why when you're dialling a wrong number you always get an answer?
- How do you write zero in roman? IIIIIX?
- If a store is open 24-7, 365 days a year, why does it still have a lock on the door?
- One picture is worth a thousand words. How much does a picture of a thousand words worth?
- Every single country have a national debt... who do they all owe to?
- If nothing sticks to teflon, how is it attached to the frying pan?
- If a rabbit's foot is lucky, how comes it didn't help the rabbit?
- If you want to fail something on purpose and end up succeeding, then what the hell happened?!?
- If there's New Zealand, where was the old one?
- Isn't it ironic that if you want to buy alcohol and they don't believe you're old enough, you show your driver license?
- Why does the sun make the hair brighter but the skin darker?
- How come Tarzan is beardless?
- Do you think it's a coincidece that your pointing finger is exactly the same size as your nostril?
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The bright side of UO :
Rarely crashes and maintenance lasts 15 minutes (daily). Updates 2 hours.
Come to think about it, Borg, you have waited about 7 years for that to happen and then went to WoW for the headache!
At least we KNOW it will be better in another 7 years!
Stay safe,
Strength and Honor!
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There is nothing in the world I can say to make things better, but know that we will be thinking of you and praying for you and your family.
Losing a child changes the soul. It is like nothing other and it can't be overcome in full... yet, I hope you will regain all that can be regained after such a loss.
Be strong!
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The Gooooogle ads are customized by area and by the cookies, more than once I saw ads for an Israeli roleplay games shop (hebrew ad) and one for MotoGP merchandise. Both are my main interests and probably have many cookies on my PC. That is nice, and useful.
Amazon, on the other hand, send only books and CD/DVDs to Israel. I tried so much to get some toy of gollum for my wife (she adores him) but they refused. (Yes, that means I couldn't find here a gollum toy... does that makes Israel look pathetic or what?!?! )
Oh, but it was so funny speaking (one of the times) with Amazon! a woman voice answered and I swear, I still don't believe she was human! she spoke so evenly and with the same tone/dialect that it took me a few moments to realize it was no answering machine...
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IMPROVEMENT
My friend had serious internal injuries and the doctors even considered lung transplant. During the surgery they used on him some experimental durgs (which cost a few 10K$... the insurance of the police/army states that they will pay whatever needed to help, and it did help!) and after almost two weeks, all the tubes were taken out and he was fully awake. There is no nerve or cognitive damage that could be seen but the recovery will take some time. But, time is a small thing after he's out of danger...
My hopes are still with the family of Devin's friend. Please update.
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During my long time of roleplaying (about 16 years since I was introduced to D&D 1st edition) I had to think of a whole lots of stuff (you all probably know this, you are there too ). Dungeons, Campaigns and numerous characters. Listening to heavy metal helps!!!
I have based a few characters on the lyrics of songs, or just took a bunch of motifs from some and combined them together.
Two (GOOD!) examples for songs that can be used to create characters are from the band "Manowar". The first song (Defender) is a paladin. The second song (Dark Avenger) is more interesting: it is about something like a fallen paladin, a 'person' who uses evil against evil (like murderer of murderers)
(Parental advisory chorus on "Dark Avenger" )
Defender
Narration:
"When you are old enough to read these words
Their meaning will unfold
These words are all that's left
And though we've never met, my only son
I hope you know
That I would have been there to watch you grow
But my call was heard and I did go
Now your mission lies ahead of you
As it did my so long ago
To help the helpless ones who all look up to you
And to defend them to the end"
Defender
Ride like the wind
Fight proud, my son
You're the defender
God has sent
Father, father, father
I look up to you and heed thy call
This letter ends my search
I'll live your dream now passed on to me
And I now wait to shake the hand of fate
Like the dusk awaiting dawn
So wizards cast your spell
With no heart to do me well
So it is written, it shall be
Defender
Ride like the wind
Fight proud, my son
You're the defender
God has sent
Dark Avenger
He broke the laws of the elders
So they plucked out his eyes,
Took his land and fortune,
Left him to die
Bound on the shoreline,
Left for the tide,
Sees his life-blood leaving...
Circling lower, the vultures fly
His bones may be broken
But the spirit can't die
And the Gods see his anguish
And give him a sign
From the floor of the ocean
The ship of the lost souls rise
And they take him where no one sleeps while the undead cry,
Where no one sleeps while the undead cry...
And in the world above
The elders sing,
On his land they live...
Let death's bell ring
Narration:
He was met at the gate of Hades
By the Guardian of the Lost Souls,
The Keeper of the Unavenged
And He did say to him:
"Let thee not pass
Abaddon
Return to the world
From whence you came
And seek payment
Not only for thy known anguished
But to vindicate the souls
Of the Unavenged"
And they placed in his hands
A sword
Made for him
Called: Vengeance
Forged in brimstone
And tempered
By the woeful tears of the Unavenged
And to carry him up on his journey
Back to the upper world
They brought forth
Their Demon horse
Called: Black Death
A grim steed
So fiercely might
And black in colour
That he could stand as one with the Darkness...
Save from his burning eyes
of crimson fire
And on that night
They rode up from Hell
The pounding of his hooves
Did clap like thunder !
[Chorus:]
Burning, death, destruction
Raping the daughters and wives
In blood I take my payment
In full with their lives
No one can escape me
On Black Death I ride
When kissed by the sword of Vengeance
Your head lays there by your side
I take the lives of all that I once knew
The torn flesh of a slow death waits for you
[Chorus:]
Burning, death, destruction
Raping the daughters and wives
In blood I take my payment
In full with their lives
I spare not land or servants
My wake is smoke and flame
I take their wives and daughters
They stand there watching, watching
Hoping to get my life
But when I'm through they know they must pay
[Chorus:]
Burning, death, destruction
Raping the daughters and wives
In blood I take my payment
In full with their lives
With their lives
With their lives
With their lives....
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OMG!
in CS Base camp
I think it is a zombie!!! no doubt about it!!
Could be one of Maube's childhood village neighbours
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*Hugs back*
You're welcome, I'm always happy to help!
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Audacity is a nice (and free) program that can record whatever you want with the microphone input. I can also email or ICQ you the installer that I have, it is about 3MB. (the version I have is more than a year old)
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sad to say my son lives grandtheft
Most of the damage done by games (or TV) can be avoided by some good parenting... I am sure you are good at that
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Everyone, buy a copy of it to your kids!!!
No blood or 'real' prople getting killed!!!
A real educational game for the youth....
(and YES, I am Joking! but the 'promo' is nice )
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Hahaha. That is funny!!!
My sister liked it too, but my (pregnant) wife didn't... maybe some wierd pregnant mood
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That's a great story!
I will rush to rewrite my story (for Doc Vale') so I will not be embarassed to publish it near this (again, great) story!!!
(This will still be much better than mine...)
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This poor shopping mall is located less than a mile from my home...
Every member of my family pass this junction twice a day on average.
May 18th 2001:
July 7th 2005:
December 5th 2005:
For those who would like to read more:
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27. Say "Did you hear that? it sounds like metal cable being torn"
28. Say "Did you hear that this elevator fell 30 floors to the ground yesterday? I hoped they fixed it already..." (like #12)
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You have my prayers for the family and the child. May the operations be successful and the recovery swift.
I have a friend at hospital too, in bad condition, just improved from 'critical' to 'serious but stable'. He had a motorbike accident (he's a policeman, and it was a 'work' accident) I used to play with him D&D with on the breaks at high school. Exceptional roleplayer.
Also, he has a wife and a 6 months old daughter, I hope he will recover and be back home soon!
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Students in an unknown Unversity were requested to write a story, with the fewest words possible, considering the fact it must contain 3 subjects:
- Religion
- Sexuality
- Mystery
The story that recieved the maximum points was:
Oh my GOD, I'm pregnant! But who is the father?
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Wherever you go, wherever you are, always, Be safe and well !!!
And, good luck on your new way.
Strength and Honor!
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I hope all will be better than better, soon!!
We will all miss you, I know I will.
Please know that my thoughts will be with you always, I will wait patiently and hope for health, for your mom, yourself and all your family. May you return soon and with a big smile.
And, leave all worries that you can behind, let us bear them for you.
Health and Strength,
*warm hug*
Signed: Tzahi Bar Sela.
Nude Hunts
in UO Catskills Announcements
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It was bad luck I missed the nude hunt
This can be a great idea! we can use the opportunity and when we die (not if... ) we can go and learn about new places and see new things.
Oh, may Thorax take with him a bottle of his favorite drink?