Darkstar

Ug der olog! Uz Narod, uz am warlukz. Uz clomp dem liddul panzies. Welkum!

Great, I'm glad we took this time to talk. Anyone up for a group hug???

Good, they aren't exactly "friendly" either, it's like they're looking for a fight. I'm glad that once game starts I'll never have to deal with them again.

I dunno, I've heard that they have decimated guilds before. I don't want to do anything without the consent of the warboss and vuduboss anyways. Not to mention we need to do some serious recon before we attack anyone. No sense running in all gung-ho, just to get slaughtered like piggies.

I'm serious, you should see how some of them act, like nobody else is worthy enough to wear their personalized sweater vests that say, "We ownz j00!" on them.

YAY GIGER!!!

I've had a not-quite friendly encounter with a WoW guild called the PhM/Blagtoof War Tribe. I was wondering if anyone knew anything about them, and could tell me why they all act like they own MMORPGs in general. Right now, they look like an online rpg golf club. Someone tell me they're just kidding, please.

amen broda.

i think he means backstabs and hamstrings, the kind of really annoying stuff D&D rogues do to you while you're sleeping...

Well warlock, of course. Mainly because that's the one I've thought of the best roleplaying possibilities for. Rogues are cool too, anything you can do without anyone else seeing you is a good thing.

Looks tasteeeeeeeee...

No worries Boss, I'll clomp more so they don't have to. Your type is: KEA. 3% of respondents so far fall into that type. The numbers below represent percentage of how many times you selected a given suite when given the chance. Since there are 15 questions for each suite out of 30 total, the number will add up to 200%. 50% thus means average for each suite, and 100% is the maximum score. Your answers were split as follows: Killer 73% Explorer 66% Achiever 40% Socializer 20%

Good stuff, I gave it a 10, (And if you'd like me to find the other people who posted wallpapers and clomp dem, I'd be glad to help).

That made my day... pretty pathetic eh? *sigh* Awesome video anywho. I thought dwarves were only good for eating, I guess you learn something new everyday.

Guud fur lat boyz! Uz go clomp sum liddul elbziez! Latz kum clomp dem tu? Uz lub clomp, clomp agh ghaash... ghaash... *makes throaty fire sound* (OOC): great job d00ds.

it says i'm a priest, but i didn't like the st00pid elfie picture! BAH! i eat elfies for breakfast

I dunno if this is the right place to ask Q's about the battle system, but what the heck. If I'm going to ask anyone, it might as well be the people kicking my scawny rear. What's the difference between trained and untrained troops? Like is one trained unit worth as much as two untrained? I'm just not sure of the numbers yet. I'm also learning to spend my cash as soon as I get it, to prevent it from falling into your greedy hands.

Cool, now would it be more prudent to say "thank you," or spend that time desperately trying to bolster my defenses?

Yeah, just today i noticed that people are attack me and stealing my gold. Which is wonderful, 2 untrained orcs against 10-20 enemies, sounds about even doesn't it? HOO-WAGH! Oh and i also noticed that i'm gaining 4 gold per 30 minutes instead of 2, does the amount of gold recieved increase with the amount of time spent in the battle system? But overall the answer is yes, i love the battle system. As long as i don't die relatively soon, that is.

Narod strode from the peon barracks, rubbing his slightly-burnt shoulder. While following his nose to the nearest piece of bleeding flesh, Narod heard someone barking orders around where they had stationed the survivors of the Ashenvale Outpost raid. He then decided that his meal could wait, he wanted to hear what the clan leaders had to say. As he neared the platform where the voice was coming from, Narod remembered something. Patches of his skin were blackened from the flames of his earlier activities. This is when he came to his dilemma, should he go and get rid of these black splotches on his skin instead of go directly to hear whatever it was whoever was saying on the platform? Or should he go anyways, indure the insults, and go take care of it later? Or, if he was going to go wash off, why shouldn't he just go get some food afterwards? He would have missed plenty of the speech anyways and it wouldn't matter to miss a little more. "Skah! Uz hed am owie!" It was then Narod noticed he was walking in circles, pacing and grasping his head in the middle of Ogrimmar. He stopped pacing and stood at attention, holding himself still until his mind did the same. He then turned in the direction of his barracks to get the marks off of his skin, then it was off to eat. (OOC): Here's the REAL dilemma, do the black marks on his skin matter when he is pretty much covered in scars and has various runes burnt just about everywhere on his green-brown hide?

Noon had come to Ogrimmar, the sun glaring down on the busy city below. The very ground seemed to burn, reaching up towards the sun in tendrils of heat and sand. Narod Torug was alone, a rare occaision in the barracks, where he and the some of the other peons slept. He was taking this opportunity to practice some of his waxing powers, those once belonging to the demons of the Burning Legion. He was a warlock, an "oath-breaker" as the word meant among the pink-skins, and in a way he was. The powers he was learning to harness came from the demons, it was given to the orcs so that they could better eradicate all life from the many worlds the Legion had invaded. When Warchief Thrall and Grom Hellscream had destroyed Mannoroth, the Legion's hold over the orcs was broken, and some of the emancipated orcs still had the evil gift of warlock magic. Narod had possessed the "fire" from an early age, it being the only explanation for his strange powers, his bloodlust, and his more intricate mental problems. For all intents and purposes, Narod had a normal orcish upbringing. He was involved in the bloodsports as a child, was taught all the old history, and learned to hunt, kill, and die for the good of the Horde. The only thing that distinguished his early life from those of the other orcs was the time he spent honing his demon-fueled powers. At times he was misunderstood, mocked, beaten and scarred by the other orcs, but he was told to expect as much from them. He was different, the Fire made him unique among the others. They placed him in a group of other orcs who had the "gift." There he learned to control his powers, and after a while, was released into the Horde as a male, grown and ready for duty to the Clan. They placed him among the other peons, he did everything as part of that group. He ate, drank, slept, and breathed as a member of the Skullcrusher Clan. Only in the small hours of the night and during rare occaisions when he was alone could he parctice his powers. This was one of those chances. Narod knew most of his fellow peons were out tending to the remnants of the Ashenvale Outpost that had fallen to the wretched Night Elves a few days ago. He knew war was here, the Night Elves were as determined and swift as they were ugly, and he also knew that he had preparations to make. He stood in the center of the room, kneeling down to trace a circle around himself in the dirt. He then drew five runes around the outside of the circle, and connected them with lines to make a star. He placed one final rune in the center of the star, a rune that looked of fang and fire. Drawing in one long breath, Narod began to chant in the dark words he had learned from the Elder. The sigil glowed red with heat, small flames leaping up out of the runes to dance about Narods upraised arms. Narod was sweating heavily as he drew in another breath and carved more of the demon runes out of the air with his fingers. He could feel his eyes filling up with blood as the vessels burst and his head shook. Continuing the ritual, Narod chanted a few final words, threw his arms up, tossed his head back, and roared with all the force he could muster. Blood red gouts of flame spewed forth from the pentagram, and engulfed his whole body in demonic fire. He could feel the flames lick at his body, burning away his clothing, scorching his flesh. Oddly enough, he had come to like it. He stood like a statue, arms now drawn across his face, his entire body rigid. The fires roared about him for what seemed like a lifetime, until Narod threw his arms out and choked the flames by his will alone. Burnt and breathless, Narod fell to his knees. He swept the circle and runes from the dirt floor, dispelling their magic. He stayed there a while, on his knees, trying to hold on to the burning in his muscles, the ache in his back. He let out a long sigh and dressed himself, then made his way out of the barracks to see what work was to be done, and what food was to be had. (OOC): Okay, just a little story about Narod and his backstory, posted more so i won't forget more than for your reading pleasure, but have fun with it anyways. Let me know if it sucks, always looking to improve my style. Thanks! _-Darkstar-_

Latz nub grukkin uwr blah? Diz uki. Uz am tocheed bi dee Burguul. Uz hab da ghaash. Diz am uki lat nub grukkin uwr blah. (OOC): Yeah, Narod is "touched." The demon fire that gives him his warlock powers has also made him quite mad. No worries though, he knows where his loyalties lie. Oh, and he speaks in the 3rd person. Narod before warlock and Narod after are two different people almost. Both of them are still around somewhere in his spacious cranium. Anyways, have fun with him!

Ug. Uz Narod Torug, uz am orc warlukz. Lat hab uwr maguk, uwr ghaash. Uz clomp fer da clan. Uz lub da clomp. Uwr splitt'r am krimp elbzie blut. Gruk uwr ghaash. Blah uz clomp, uz clomp. Dabu.

Hello to anyone bored enough to read this, my humble attempt at a forum post. I'm new, and just trying to feel my way around this whole board, it's a little ominous. If anyone could help shape my image of this place a little, i'd be in your debt. I recently joined the Skullcrusher Orc Clan for WoW, even though i missed the beta and it isn't out yet, i spend a lot of time on BattleNet playing WarcraftIII. I was wondering if the SOC has a group in WC3, so i could join up for some games. So if anyone would like to reply with some info, or is willing to give me the lowdown on the clan/board, that would be great. Thanks in advance, _-Darkstar-_