Glok'tur

If Thrall's orcs were carebears, what are humans? Teletubbies? I like Thrall and his tribe, he was a smarter orc than normal, as were most of his tribe I assume. He's the kind of orc I role-play as Glok'tur.

Well, let's not get the booter bat ready just yet. WoW isn't live yet, infact they haven't even started the beta yet. We should wait a little while before kicking people who are inactive. They may just be busy occupying their time with something else. ~Glok

Welcome back! Good to see people returning.

I don't know what a Glurk is. Read your own posts and you'll see what I mean. You called me Glurk. And a couple other times you called me "Gluktar." So I don't know what a Glurk is, YOU tell ME.

Dat be bubhosh! Hur, pinkeez nub gruk wud guud fer dem. Neber pik un urukz, bullz agh ologz! (olog = troll)

Lol! No, I said "It's Glok'tur! Not Glurk." I thought YOU were calling ME Glurk, haha

Olog means troll. =)

Lat blah purdi guud, bu der am fuw humie werdz lat uzed. Nub blah "by," blah "Gugye." Agh "no," lyke ib lat 'no' wud tu du, am "gruk." Udderwize, Welkum tu da Klan!!! Id am bubhosh tu si nu memburz! Me am Glok'tur. *thumps chest twice* ~Glok

Braykdanzun? Wud am dat? Lat blah lut lyke'r pinkeez, nede lern! You can read up some more stuff about basic orcish in The Fire Pit section. Here's a link: http://forums.thehonorempire.net/index....=ST&f=85&t=4909

*tinks* Me nub gruk.. ib lat wan tu me gezz. Id nubhosh doh, bah! ~Glok

You sure have put a lot of effort into this! Thanks for the update, I'm sure a few from here will wonder over there and check it out. Right now we aren't very active... All the heads are on vacation. >:L EDIT: Btw, nice signature pic.

That's not too bad, but I would say it like this: Ug! Me Glok'tur, agh me lyke Warkruft. Me lub id su muj dat me hab dreemz bowd' id! Guud muun.

LoL, this post started under the subject of a peace treaty and has turned into an early battle, that's funny stuff.

*lifts arm, smells armpit* Nub, me smel werz. Har! >:L

HAR! Luuk huw shurt im be nuw! Har har, dedhed turn im entu stuntee!

Diz dedhed shur spend lut ub tyme heer, me tink im unli luuk tuff! Fleshy un da ensyde! *Pokes him* YUB! FLESHY! Har, juz lyke-r pinkeez! *a hunk of skin falls of the undead, releasing a foul stench* SKAH! Dat nubhosh, dedhedz nub strung... dem fawl apard! har har!

Im wil lern, im blah dat. Welkum!

Id am Glok'tur! Nub glurk.

LoL! I said "See! Deddies are evil! I didn't think they were so smart, though." Martok said, "You speak well, But you're a deddie still!"

Heh heh, fully in arms with his brethren Glok wouldn't run from you, but given the game isn't live yet, I kind of view all of our characters in a peaceful unarmed camp, which is beginning to drive Glok insane. That's also why he would bolt if you attacked, not being ready. I wonder how they will balance that in WoW. In War3, a caster could kill a good number of enemies instantly, or close enough to it, if they were powerful. Though they would fall easily if reached. I know casters will be easy to kill if you can get to them, but I imagine it would be somewhat similar, one on one from a distance none of us are a match for them. Or maybe, I will be. Glok's gonna be a hunter, and in all other MMO's the ranged characters are best at taking out casters. =) *thinking DAoC* The rogue classes are kind of fit to take out almost anyone, if they get them by surprise, otherwise they = the suck. I'm sure Blizzard will improve on the all-around for WoW. When they say they are gamers first and foremost, I actually believe them. Plus they've had some good predecessors to learn from. DAoC got PvP right, in my opinion. Those large scale battles were the most fun I ever had, in any game. UO got crafting and RP-capability right. I have yet to find a game easier to roleplay in. Ashen Empires, which is still beta, has improved crafting beyond anything I can imagine. If you haven't checked it out, you should. I think there are a few days of free open beta left. =) I'd be playing but I only have 33k dialup and there is nothing higher available here. (It's a 56k modem but the phone lines are OLD. I live on a farm, with my grandparents in northern Washington, 20 minutes or so from the Canadian border. If I don't figure something out soon, WoW may be out of the question for a long time. (Say, 4 1/2 years?) DSL and Cable companies are in no rush to bring access to a farm outside of 2 small towns near Canuukia. I miss my cable connection!!!! ~Glok

SI! Dedhedz am ebil!!! EBIL! Me nub gruk dem wuz su smurt, doh. >:L That's mighty impressive orcish, for an undead with decaying lips. You speak just like the undead on Catskills, UO. For the most part, atleast.

Skah! Mojo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *frantically pushes Vradish out of the way and continues running* Glok'tur is rather afraid of magic, when it is threatening his own life. He doesn't trust it, in any situation, though being a curious creature you might find him playing with something "mojo" for a little while. In all other cases he will either run, or attack blindly. ~Glok

I think it's a pleasant day, even if you have no one to share it with. You should always show your close ones you love them. *cough cough cough hack cough cough hack cough cough grunt cough snort grunt cough snort cough cough hack* It would be nice to share it with someone though. ~Glok (Notice: If you do not have someone close, but would like to someday, DO NOT hack and cough in the preceding manner.)

Yes! YES! *reaches into pocket...*...No...No I don't. =(