Lord Ser Brightblade

Quote from Koopsta, posted on

Harm OwNz now!!!

heh.. I know this post is way late but I havent been on much latley... the change to this spell would make it VERY effective in group PvP.. namely the orcs because they stand inside one another and block each other off for the most part and since the spell casts soo fast they wouldnt have a chance if three mages were casting it...   ^_^

I stood and killed a cyclopian warrior with it.. hehe

Finally a use for spells other than Ebolt, Flamestrike and Poison!

Yippie.

I guess its time to fire up UO and begin playing again.  With precast and spell changes it might be like a totally new game.....or at least the game it used to be.

Congrats on the new house and the promotion!  45 minutes isn't too bad I was doing 1 1/4 hours a 2x a day for a while and now am down to 45 mins each way since my move.

What is it?

Looks like I will have to check this one out for sure

Yes, please do and is beta closed now?

That is just too damn funny

Quote from Lord BloodStoned, posted on

Well looking at most of everyones, my is kindas outta date too, but here goes:

INtel P3 550

Asus p2b-LS motherboard

256 mb ram

3-12gb ultra wide SCSI-2 cheeta HD's

Plex righter 10x

UltraPlex 32x

Monster sound mx-300

Diamond Viper agp Video Card

Dual Voodoo-2 for 3d

No, i cannot play UO3d on this rig, but can play on wifes puter, and i rarely play it, as it looks crappy with the color fonts and such, (Hard to get used to)

I can't add  a better agp vidoe card, as Asus has a problem with high end graphics card in the p2b agp slot.  I have tried Intel 810, Voodoo3, 4 and 5 cards, along with Matrox cards.  Maybe if I go pci it might work, but have mucho space limitations in pci slots, and the voodoo cards work very well, even though it is a bit outdated.

Some nice hard drives there......smokin

PIII 733

512 Meg

Matrox G400 Max 32 meg

PII 500 (might be PIII i forget)

128 Meg

Matrox G400 32 meg

PII 400

128 Meg

32 meg video used to be a really good card just forget the name

Sun Ultra 1

128 Meg

*hoping to be running soon*

P4 1.7

1 gig ram

Geoforce 3 (or 4 when its out)

No Draw tiles

The following is an excerpt from UO boards and stratics:

These items are currently fine, since they were not created with a bug, nor do they interfere with game play. We do not encourage players to sell or trade them, because it is possible the items could be removed from the game at a later time

If these items serve no purpose and are recommended as no sell no trade items why does Origin even bother keeping them in game.  Are they waiting for more statue fiascos??  Will these people ever learn?  Im begining to think not.  Has anyone ever seen the episode of the Simpsons where Bart keeps getting shocked trying to take a cupcake that Lisa has left out?  OSI kinda reminds me of Bart.  *shrugs and laughs*

She's beautiful I need to ask again for Kate though....what was the weight and length.  (*shrugs* I guess its an expectant mother kinda question.)

Congrats!

How heavy was she.  How long was she?  Whats her name? (all Kate's questions).  Does she really look like the milkman (Mine).  Just kidding on the last one.  

I wish you and your significant other the best with your new addition.  Cant wait until the first pictures are posted of the Wolf family!!

Quote from Wolf, posted on

Well....Up to that point you could have been excluded from the chores but now......BB gets dibs on the Sheep!!!!!

I must respectfully decline at the wishes of all barnyard animals who truely miss the late night visits by Wolf

Baa baa the black sheep seems particularly upset about the recent lack of visits to the stables by Wolfie as he affectionatly calls him

Quote from Wolf, posted on

That's it!!

Senator of War Wolf, hereby orders all those involved in posting in this thread (himself excluded) to the stables to assist Coldren, Lan and Koopsta in the .... relieving of the Emperor's horses' sexual frustrations.

You will continue with this task until your palms bleed and your jaws lock.  

After that ye will go tend to the herd of sheep (all three of them) that are corralled in Yew.

Once the sheep have been satiated ye will venture forth to the daemon temple and attempt to bed a dragon!!!!:love:

;)

*cocks eyebrow*

I am hoping that post was not intended for me.  Aside from Scout taking exception I am pretty sure I'm not pleased about being ordered to pleasure barnyard animals

And just to clear things up for all the others......Wolf is just upset that all those creatures would not have anything to do with his advances

Quote from Baltazar, posted on

KFC mashed potatos and gravey

*In his best Homeresque voice*

Mmmmmmm KFC mashed potatoes and gravy.

Quote from Lan, posted on

Unfortunately, your receiving this letter cause I killed myself due to now actually having to wash and shave Wolf!  A soldier should never have to see horrific things like that!   :0 :D

Remind me not to find myself downwind of Wolf....seems the general consensus is that the EMperor needs to pass an edict requiring at least monthly bathings  

I tried a few of the translations and boy did they make a mess of things.  The sad thing is no matter how messed up 10 translations of a phrase is it seems to be a closer approximation of what i input then when I'm trying to deal with my phone company.....

What about the boys of summer???  Being from Boston baseball is not a sport that can be overlooked or denied.  I guess the same can be said of basketball and hockey, but to be honest the winter sucks except for skiing and Christmas.

Quote from Kalinaf, posted on

Haha Ok this is turning into a great post! I have a few cast suggestions some serious some not, ill let you decide.

Borg - Sean Connery

Greg - Richard Harris

Wolf - Burt Reynolds

Fing - Robert Deniro

Koopsta - Ronald Mcdonald

Martok - Jabba Da Hutt

Balt - Joe Pesci

Kalinaf - John Malcovich

Coldren - Yanni

Hmmm ill have to think of more!

Oh yah.

BB - A younger Harrison Ford

Scout - Natalie Wood when she was younger

I still think Borg should be Patrick Stuart.  As for Harrison Ford for me that would be cool.....and I have no idea who Natalie Wood is

For Balt Joe P. is neat but cast the Joe P character that was in Lethal Weapon not Goodfellas muhahaahahah

P.S. Ronald McDonald is out for Koop....we don't allow clowns in the PG.  (Never say I haven't stuck up for ya Koop!!)

I wish dragons roamed the UO countryside like they seem to on that shard.

Quote from Cedric, posted on

Your link doesn't seem to work for me.

*grins wickedly*

It's time to bring justice to this land of monsters.  I can assure you I shall be present for at least an hour that night.  I look forward to pushing back the evil which has overun Illshenar with my brothers and sisters.

Quote from Lan, posted on

Now, now, I wouldn't say your a cookie just maybe something like a fruited cake, you know like a fig newton

Dont worry about Keebler either, smurfs and ewoks tried out for your part too  

*hits floor laughing*

Good luck Stan!

Glad to see you about again and happy to hear things are going well for you.

I was wondering about Planet of the Apes and after your review I think I'll actually go see it now.

I think we need to plan a trip for you to Boston for the release of LOR since we will have a wee little one and travel might be  a little rough.  I still need to take you out drinking on the town since last time I failed miserably coming down with a bad ass flu.

Quote from Balandar, posted on

It was an attempt to escape the warith of the female board readers. Apparently they except their place in the world as house wifes. :roll:

I think I need to have Scout peruse the boards just for ya Bal ....better duck and cover