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Fur da Green Iron Hauberk


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Fur da Green Iron Hauberk

Smegugh clomped yeti, ur tried to du dat

Day did nub like it agh made Sme go flat.

So, Sme go to ghostwolf agh sneek all a round,

Skinnin corpses o’ bears on outskirts of town

Soon got sum ledder, of da heavy kind

Asked Crik fur sum help it’s all he could find.

“Da recipe me nub gotz” blah Crik wid a grin

Sme finds it wid deadie wut had teeth o’ tin

Deddie scared Sme, so he looked down at his boot

Wid tingys in hand he rushed off to mail loot

Crikrunner tu rescue, Sme nub hab da skill

Green leddur armor wuz made—sent Tauren Mill.

Zilog, fur whuum da armor wuz deeded

Da ledder, wuz just ash ov da stuff dat wuz needed

“Latz need sum iron agh agate made ov moss,”

blahed Mornak tu Zilog whu looked sumwut lost

“Uki,” blahed Zilog, her eyes set wid ice

Clomped beasties all muun, den did it twice

Xephist chance meets Zi, deep underground

(Which proves clan mates who help can always be found)

“Xephist,” blahed Zi, “me look allaghz fur deez.”

“Sum agate fur latz,” bows Xephist wid ease

“Dabu tu da clan,” yells Zi—smile shining

“Now, ash mor ting, better get my arse mining.”

In Tousand Needles finds vein wid sum iron

Clompin centaurs agh gravelsnouts, gun hot frum fire’n

Mine after mine, finally spies one wid shock,

“Skah, me nub hab da lurnin tu break open dis rock!”

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