Christmas Cookie Mix

[Perthes]

Christmas Cookie Mix

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the

Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup

and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large

fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try

another cup...Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break two leggs and

add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, pick the frigging fruit

off floor...Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the

beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check

for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.

Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget

to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish

the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas

[Kalea]

I think I'd better pass on this recipe. I can see myself staggering through Thunder Bluff, knocking down all the pretty totem poles, possibly accidently setting the whole place on fire while trying to light a campfire.

Why don't you just make a batch and share them with us!

((Thanks for the good laugh.))

[Nawt]

Where were you last week when I was trying to create a damn football helmet cake in 3D? ((Damn kids birthdays anyway...)) Jose' could have helped! Kid was impressed so it ended good but OMG I could have used those few extra cups of sauce!

Happy Holidays.

Love,

Nawt