Fur da Green Iron Hauberk
Smegugh clomped yeti, ur tried to du dat
Day did nub like it agh made Sme go flat.
So, Sme go to ghostwolf agh sneek all a round,
Skinnin corpses o’ bears on outskirts of town
Soon got sum ledder, of da heavy kind
Asked Crik fur sum help it’s all he could find.
“Da recipe me nub gotz” blah Crik wid a grin
Sme finds it wid deadie wut had teeth o’ tin
Deddie scared Sme, so he looked down at his boot
Wid tingys in hand he rushed off to mail loot
Crikrunner tu rescue, Sme nub hab da skill
Green leddur armor wuz made—sent Tauren Mill.
Zilog, fur whuum da armor wuz deeded
Da ledder, wuz just ash ov da stuff dat wuz needed
“Latz need sum iron agh agate made ov moss,”
blahed Mornak tu Zilog whu looked sumwut lost
“Uki,” blahed Zilog, her eyes set wid ice
Clomped beasties all muun, den did it twice
Xephist chance meets Zi, deep underground
(Which proves clan mates who help can always be found)
“Xephist,” blahed Zi, “me look allaghz fur deez.”
“Sum agate fur latz,” bows Xephist wid ease
“Dabu tu da clan,” yells Zi—smile shining
“Now, ash mor ting, better get my arse mining.”
In Tousand Needles finds vein wid sum iron
Clompin centaurs agh gravelsnouts, gun hot frum fire’n
Mine after mine, finally spies one wid shock,
“Skah, me nub hab da lurnin tu break open dis rock!”