Devin Ashley

School first, games 2nd , am sure your finals will go well and cya inside when they are over devin

I have Allllllllllllllllllllll Next week off *nieener nieener* day one woot i can be there allllllllllllllll day

The Parrot A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?" HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

very nice work, keep them coming

Hear Ye Hear Ye , due to the up coming All Hollows Eve , we will postpone the Joust until the following week so that all you may take your ghouls and ghosts out trick or treating Posting for Borg Devin Everyone have a safe and happy Holloween

hehe thats kinda funny

Still wishes i had just an inkling of your talent i love seeing your work

I agree wolf i look daily to see if the next part is ready

very nice, remind me not to get on your bad side

i think that it is very tastefully done and is awesome color in the artwork itself

10/4 Item List and Event We are happy to announce that the event for Monday night Auction, October 4th at 7 pm est. will be "Bag and Grab" I am sure everyone knows how to play. Be there before doors open at 6:55 pm est. at which time the house will be made public and you rush in and GRAB the CASH!! 5k to 500k checks!! Gates will be opened at Brit, Haven, Skara, and Moonglow at 6:30 pm est. Good Luck and See you there!!! Malas Auctions Corp 1) 120 parrying ps 2) 120 provo ps 3) 120 spirit speak ps 4) 120 Focus ps 5) 120 Animal Lore ps 6) 120 Chivalry ps 7) +20 stat scroll 8) 120 Healing ps 9) Cavorting Club 10) Mondains Defeat as the Gem of Immortality Plate 11) 2/4 set 43% total di +6 itel 12) 62 total resist gorget ( 16, 16, 17, 6, 7, 15% deflect phy.dam) 13) 5 potted plants (2 tall, 1 small, 2 flowerpot) 14) Thin scattered hay, non spawnable, very old and rare. 15) Samuria Helm 16) Holy Knights Breastplate 17) 10 gold skulls 18) Clothing Bless Deed 19) Vet Reward cow 20) Vet Reward Ethy Horse 21) Vet Reward Dark Gray Robe and cloak 22) 2 Flaming head deeds 23) Hanging skeleton deed 24) luna chest, (earth ele) 25) umbra chest (gargoyle, unopen) 26) Holy Sword 27) Ring of the Vile 28) Taskmaster 29) Divine Countenance 30) Lamp Post (green) 31) Blood Tile 32) Blackmoor (old Reagent) 33) Hooded Robe of Umbra 34) Bronze Anvil 35) Dark Fur 36) Polar bear mask (off white) 37) Luna Lance 39) Nights Kiss 40) Orcish Visage 41) Fabled Fishing Net 42) agapite chest, (rotting corpse,unopen lvl 6) 43) agapite chest (blood ele) 44) 50 lvl 5 maps undecoded 45) Golden runic hammer 46) Verite anvil 47) +25 stats scroll Also: Doom Stealables, Flowers, fishing nets, 100% weapons, luck items, and much much more.

when i get home today i will try and put one together for you devin

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! to a very good friend, Hope your day is going well and heres a link for a card Birthday you may need this number to view it 03664177612852

http://p218.ezboard.com/bmalasauctionhouse91457 Here is a link to the MAC guild sight, find out the info of how to submit items and give them feedback on some new concepts they are working on

when my family attends church this sunday i will say a special prayer for his family

well i for one agree he knows where to drop the bombs and since Bb and i live where Kerry state is i can def say you do not want him to run our country

i agree while summer was upon us i had little more free time to play but starting tomrrow two hours a day and i will be lucky to get that

Very good story Tok , i will await part two

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Ok everyone, here's a fun new game at MAC's friday night auction: the Bag and Bolt!! That's right!! Free money!! This is how it will work: On Friday night about 15 minutes prior to 7, we will begin gating to the auction house, but it will be set to private. We will cover the 1st and 2nd floors with checks ranging from 1k to 100k,as well as a 500k, not locked down. At 5 minutes to 7 (EST), we will reset the house to public and then it's a free-for-all! The checks belong to whoever can grab them!! Of course at 7 we will begin our auction as normal, but this should be lots of fun! Look for our list of high-end items to be on here by thursday night. Again, if you have someing you'd like to commission for sale, please contact myself or another guild member before thursday at 5. My icq is 69498532. Hope to see everyone there!!!

Not sure if Kaatya knew his room number etc but his daughter just told me he will be moved to room 632 bed 2 and number if anyone wants to call and keep him from sneaking out of his room is 1-734-246-6001 just tell them room 632 bed 2 and we wish him speedy recovery lori devin

Was Wensday , i guess my mind was Shot cause you and Iva were tied i mean we could have an upset *grins* but alas as the events unfolded tonight we went in tied 5-5 skyhook vs Ivanna and the first pass was a parry on each side, then the next brough lady luck for skyhook who won 7-6.. Then came Stragen vs Skyhook, and after the first pass Stragen took two points as he knocked off Skyhook , we were amazed by this Skyhook did manage to nick Stragen so was 2-1 , The battled continued and Stragen, could see the gleem in his eye as he wanted to win so badly, but alas the final Score was Skyhook 6 -Stragen 5 a joust well fought by both, but to the rest CDE took the Top 3 postions for winning this Month I hope the rest of you are resting to take them spots next month Devin Congrats to you 3 you were awesome

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Due to the Nature of the Sever we will continue it Tomrrow Night Monday if all can be there... Personally i think Lord Skyhook , musta pulled the plug cause he was closed to being beaten by Lady Ivanna , For that id make him Still sleep on the couch tonight Devin