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Baltazar

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  1. Baltazar

    Mice

    I have the Microsoft intellimouse optical mouse(with tail) Bal, and it works great for me. Not a real fancy one with 30 buttons and can opener but your standerd r/l buttons with wheel. I have never had any problems with it. And if you choose to be like Martok and use a 3 day old piece of pizza as your mouse pad i think it will pass with flying colors. p.s. Dont ever listen to anyone from UofM pfffft......Go BUckeyes!!!!!
  2. HX!!!!!!!!! Hi Brother, it has been a long time. I sure wish you would have found the Valhalla Vanguard on the Gawain server of DAoC, this of course is the PGoH of camelot. We are located in Midguard. if you ever think of getting back into DAoC look us up Blatazar Zarbalt
  3. You are indeed a member in a deadly band of brothers. Ride swiftly in the shadows and kill quick and silent. "An orphan's curse would drag to hell a spirit from on high; But oh! more horrible than that is the curse in a dead man's eye!"
  4. Welcome to the Empire brother. Tails tells me that while fishing up those shipwrecks, you did nay get sea sick at all.
  5. Welcome Brother, I hope to see you online soon.
  6. Thank you friends. I will try to live up to the standerds that all of our great Imperators in the past have set.
  7. Baltazar

    Welcome Back

    WELCOME BACK GUYS!!!!!! True we have been down but not out. I'm glad to see some old faces back in the mix. It's time for the PGoH to get back out there and kick some Catskills ass I hear a nasty rumor that the orcs are crapping in the Trinsic water supply again I think maybe the Warlock cohort may need to burn the orc fort to the ground again :sly: Who is up for a good old PGoH "Orc bashing" party?
  8. Ozzfest last night in columbus. Much drinking, many topless women, lots of funny smelling cigeretts. The band SlipKnot scared Martok, He thought they were Nazi's coming for him. Disturbed, and Papa Roach rocked!! Maralin Manson sucked, He/She can't sing at all. Ozzy should be moved into a retirement home, He forgot most of the words to his songs. The mosh pit threw Martok up on stage. Ozzy thought 'Tok was a bat, and he bit Martok's head off. Martok got mad at Ozzy and E-Bolted him. Croud cheerd, they thought Martok was was the Devil. Martok flew off, the croud cheerd again. Overall I had fun, Martok did too. But he was mad That he got his clothes all bloody
  9. "WE ARE,.... MARSHALL" Ya I could hear that cheer from my apartment. Buy if you want to talk about loud, you should hear 98,000 cheering fans in The Horseshoe when Michigan is in town. The scary thing is Ohio Stadium has dorms in it. can you imagine living in one of those dorms on a saturday afternoon?
  10. Don't worry BB. BAAAltazar will show you a trick on how to do this with out getting your shoes all messy.
  11. * Steam pours out of Balt's ears* *mumbles to self* "Have a problem with us Americans huh?" *jumps in car and starts driving north* "I'll show you Kanuks some Americana, Right up the $@#$'ing @&&" *Stops at the Canadian border* *Looks at the french road signs* *mumbles to self * " &$#@)&% French Canadian #*&$@#$ " *Turns car around and drives home* J/K Wolfie I love Canada. Bob and Doug McKenzie are my heros.
  12. Ohh Koop!! You have spent some time in Good Ole' Huntington huh? I lived in Huntington for a year. Chad Pennington is a AWSOME QB!! I gotta tell ya, I will always love the BUCKEYES/BROWNS:D and Columbus is a HUGE football town. But Huntington,WV puts my home town to shame when it comes to a town that is CRAZY for the home team. The Heard is the best UNKNOWN team in the NCAA. I love the THUNDERING HEARD!!! The story of the Marshall football team is quite a tear jerker for those of you that dont know. In the late 70's the entire football team was killed in a plane crash. The school dropped football alltogether. Then in the 80's the the school got football back, and they have been one of the best teams in the NCAA one AA. Then in 1998 they moved up to division one A, where they were on the same scale as the big boys like Florida State, and Ohio State. And they still kept winning. The Marshall football team went from a plane crash to the winningest football program in the NCAA. Over the last 10 years no other school in the NCAA has won more games than the Heard. I think that is an amazing story.
  13. KAL, I was thinking more along the lines of "Big Gay Al" from South Park would be the best in your role. :love:
  14. FOOTBALL SEASON!!!!! I was just thinking about that. Man how i love the fall. Where I am from you have all the county fairs, the Haloween stuff, hay rides, carving a pumpkin, sweet corn is prime for picking. AND FOOTBALL ALL WEEKEND!!!!. I wish everyone could be in Columbus the last Saturday of November . School is back in, The Buckeyes are at Home against Michigan, after the game you can take in nice stroll down Lane avenue and warm yourself by one of the dumpsters that the drunk fans have set fire to. And best of all, nothing beats watching all the OSU students overturn cars and then get to see the Columbus police shoot them with rubber bullets and tear gas. Ahh I love the sound of drunk teargas'd college students on a cool November evening. Oh BTW GO BUCKS!! (I would also add Muck Fichigan but I don't want to anger any of the peeps who may live in the Wolverine state, So I wont add that) I love Michigan :love:
  15. JOE PESCI......... Humm, *remembers a scene from Goodfellas, where Joe is repetedly stabbing a guy he has stuffed in the trunk of his car* Ya i can go for that but only if he wears lifts. Just an FYI 'Tok may have a problem with being cast as Jaba, he played Jaba in his High School's rendition of Return of the Jedi and he got WAYY too into the role. That may drag up some old memories of when he ate live frogs in the in the Scene where Han gets frozen. BTW... as soon as 'Tok gets his computer back and reads my posts,l I may end up on a missing persons list.
  16. AHHH... Pulled out the old Comp did you? Dont forget to feed the Hamster on the treadmill inside of that old thing, or it may crash as well. Is that your Intelevision with the game Pong? Fing, when you are done with all of Tok's goodies, will you let me have the Furniture tub? I have someone who will pay me $20.00 for it. As for the rest of his goodies, how does everyone feel about a good old Keeentucky Yardsale?
  17. Well the last time I discusssed this I ended up in Jail for a week but I'll say it again. Mallock should be cast as Rodney Dangerfield Oh and BTW ROBIN WILLIAMS?? I was thinking Antonio Bandaras would be a very good Baltazar :roll: Martok wants to add that he wants Dave Thomas from the Wendys fast food chain to play him. Now that his KFC hero has passed on
  18. Just an FYI for everyone. Martok will not be online for a while. He spilled a tub of KFC mashed potatos and gravey in his computer. He is getting a double order of biscuts and will be licking the Gravey off his motherboard, and hard drive. This may take him up to a week. So he has asked me to put the word out to please refresh his Tower when ever we get the chance. Just kidding, he does'nt eat the mashed potatos, he go's for the coleslaw. He just purchased the game Everquest, and there was a war waged inside his computer between EQ and UO, and the loser was his hard drive. It seems that he has picked up a virus somewhere(I suspect a barnyard animal porn site), and he will be getting a new computer in the next couple of weeks.
  19. Baltazar

    Images

    Well folks Wolf made some fantastic grafics for me but my web site is gone goofy on me. so I am at a loss on how to get these images posted on my profile. Does anyone out there can help this computer goof please let me know what i need to do to get them on my profile? :roll: :idea: HAHA man i love these smiley faces!!
  20. Baltazar

    Bolas

    Man I love these little smiley faces. :idea: -(Martok Talking) :sleep: (The rest of us while he is talking) - (A group of reds who see the Pratorians coming down the road) (Pratorians having fun with the reds)
  21. Baltazar

    Bolas

    Yes thank you OSI for all the hype that turned out to be another silly gimmick. All i have to say is...... :argue: GIVE US OUR DARN VET REWARDS ALREADY!!!!!
  22. I have decieded that I will create a new line of medals too. Thanks to Balandar for the images. One change on these medals. People will actully recieve these medals. HAHA -Medal of happy face -Medal of panic -Medal of Mr.Big Teeth -Medal of panting dog -Medal of Mr. Flirty Guy -Medal of Mr. Confused Guy -Medal for the (deer in headlights) people the first people to recieve a medal are: Martok- (he reminds me of a pitbull) Coldren- (Huh??) Just kidding Coldren. Ansara- (queen flirt) Wolf- (BIG SHARP POINTY teeth) Argos- (dog chasing after the mailman)
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