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Volonazra

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Why do hotdogs come ten in a package, yet hotdog buns come in packages of eight? 

Why do we drive on a parkway, but park in the driveway?

Discuss >:L

Its a conspiracy from those hotdog manufacturers!

heres one for you...

If a turtle loses it's shell, is it naked or homeless?

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Why do hotdogs come ten in a package, yet hotdog buns come in packages of eight? 

Why do we drive on a parkway, but park in the driveway?

Discuss >:L

Its a conspiracy from those hotdog manufacturers!

heres one for you...

If a turtle loses it's shell, is it naked or homeless?

It's both. :rofl:

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Some english language mind-benders I found..these are fun.

The bandage was wound around the wound.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? :yahoo:

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