Devin Ashley Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 #1---You have been online for 45 minutes. Do you want to stay online? Please respond within 10 min. or you will be logged off. #2--- You have been online for 135 minutes. Not to put any pressure on you, but there ARE other people in the world who would like to sign on.Let's show some sorry consideration for our fellow members and sign off, whaddya say? #3---You DO realize that you've been online for 184 minutes, right? when was the last time you went outside? #4--- OK. This is getting ridiculous. Frankly, you're starting to piss us off! If you sign off now, we'll bring back your Buddy List OK? yep finally #5---You have been online for 360 minutes now!! We promised you unlimited time, we know, but can't you just finish up NOW and go read a good book? #6-- You have been online for 467 minutes. Do you remember your family members' names ? # 7--- You have been online for 513 minutes. Your husband has left you and your dog is starving. Do you wish to remain online? #8 You have been online 724 minutes. Steve Case is coming personally to your house to yank the phone cord.... #9 You have been online 852 minutes, do you KNOW how many HOURS that is???" #10 You have been online for 921 minutes. Do you realize that AOL averages 921 complaints per hour about busy phone lines? Do you realize that AOL receives 9.21 lawsuits per day due to busy phone lines? Please sign-off to reduce these averages, or go to keyword: CLASS ACTION to join a lawsuit. 11# You have been online for 967 minutes. When AOL went unlimited they didn't think you would take it literally. No get the H*ll off before we go broke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisaac Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 (edited) Another computer joke... well, Bill Gates joke... Bill Gates sat fishing on his yacht, then he caught a beautiful golden fish. Then the fish opened his mouth and said: "Please throw me back to the sea". As Bill was about to throw the fish back to the sea, the fish said: "You know I am a talking golden fish... what about the 3 wishes?" so Bill answered: "Ask and I will grant your wishes...." For any who used Kazaa (or the like) with a regular 28.8 modem (or the like) when they started the fixed price for unlimited connection time, you probably can say the AOL jokes with hours instead of minutes... you KNOW what I mean... Edited November 24, 2005 by icuburn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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