Rhoach

* Divine Shield: The penalty has been changed so that all damage done is reduced by 50% in place of an attack speed penalty.

About. Damn. Time.

*nods in greeting*

((neat!))

Yay resurrection of an old thread!

Neat! I cannot make thursdays, however.

/interested

yay I got Samrolled!

*cheers*

Pants.

Just a quick FYI: Vista 64 will NOT work with more than 2g(or is it 4? I can't remember) of ram inside the motherboard until you download a certain service pack (can't remember which one) for it. Just load up 2g or less to start, download/install the fix, and then you should be good to pop that extra RAM in there. So if you get 'er all put together and are getting a black screen, this could be the reason.

Just google search 'vista 64 more than 4gb ram' or somesuch to fill in the blanks.

o ya, I'll be all up in that hizzy. So to speak. I'll try to start rounding Crushers up and hitting up the BGs once the new pvp patch hits. I think it's Dec. 13th or somesuch.

I saw that! When he started singing, I was like, 'hey, it's Rick Astley!' My family just gave me blank stares. Damn non-internet-y folks.

I've been Rick Rolled!! Rhoach, you ######. at least there are 31 others (according to the view log) that share my shame.

-Gordantell

/pwn

I thought I found this, and then I realized that the item that I had was just called Torn Web Wrapping, not [Torn Web Wrapping] with the brackets, so I figured it wasn't what you were looking for and vendored it.

Don't die!

My favorite part is where the guy is rubbing the ethernet cable all over his body. Hot.

I am almost halfway to 71- I am sneakin' up on the leaders!

Muru with the ninja-level!

*salutes Toldar*

There was change in the air. Rhoach could smell it. He knew others felt it too. He had seen Verissi, Holyssa, Kieranna and others acting preoccupied lately.

He put his musings aside as he snuck into the Silvermoon base, following the clash of steel on steel accompanied by guttural grunts. He arrived at the scene just as an orc slumped to the ground, its chest pierced by the greatsword of a night elf warrior. The night elf yanked out its sword and fell to its knees, barely able to stand. Rhoach gathered the shadows about him as he closed in on the bloody survivor. One swift punch in the kidneys followed by a armor-shattering blow across the night elf's midsection, and it was over.

As Rhoach repoisoned his blades and began to make his way onward, he happened to glance down at the night elf corpse and realized that he was hungry. Very hungry. A thick strand of viscous drool oozed out of his jawless mouth and splattered onto the flagstone at his feet with a sharp *plap*. Rhoach knelt and watched his hands as they seemed to work with a will of their own, yanking aside the knight elf's sundered armor and ripping out the corpse's liver. He held it at arm's length and looked at it for a bit, pondering how to best consume this apparent delicacy. First trying to mash the liver against his upper row of teeth, he soon gave up and simply shoved it down his throat, swallowing it whole. Sweet Zul'jin (rest his soul) that was good! He continued in this fashion, consuming the heart and a kidney before his macabre feast was interrupted by a voice in his head, strong and undeniable.

Rhoach whipped his head up and gargled in agony, his mind under psychic assault as the Lich King let his threat be known to Azeroth and beyond. After Rhoach was done writhing, throwing bits of night elf here and there in the process, he slumped to the ground and pondered. Yes, change was definitely in the air.

*pats V reassuringly, uncharacteristically solemn*

Kudos to Nusnyrea for finding this:

Warning: Contains 'mature' language and concepts!

Wish everyone of them could visit tho =) Many of your elders now are folks that were met along our growing journey - from Waldy and Scryll at level 9 - to folks who joined later when they saw the comraderie between us.

Hey, you only met the bald one at 9. You met my shining top at 40, and by now everyone's heard and is tired of my Arixah sap story Is anyone other old timer boggled that she is widely considered one of the two two or three rogues on our server these days?

Who's Arixah?

I can see it now...

Blizz Tech 1: Ready guys? I will flip the switch in 3.... 2... 1.... <FLIPS>

**Server room goes black**

Blizz Tech 2: Oh crap!!!

Blizz Tech 3: Oops.. sorry my fault... I tripped over the power cable.. hang on.. let me plug it back it..

**Server room still black**

Blizz Tech 2: ######!!!

Blizz Tech 3: Okey that was NOT me this time!!!

Blizz Tech 2: <Tries to sneaks out of the server room with an empty Pepsi bottle that he is trying to hide behind his back>

Blizz Tech 1: Errr what happened Tech 2?

Blizz Tech 2: I spilled my Pepsi on the player data base server when the room went black.. sowwy

Blizz Tech 3: Well.. who wants to tell our players that we some how lost their toons due to a Pepsi mishap?

**Silence**

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*plays more Fallout 3*

You guys ganked a giant face?