Devin Ashley

School first, games 2nd , am sure your finals will go well

and cya inside when they are over

devin

I have Allllllllllllllllllllll Next week off *nieener nieener* day one woot i can be there allllllllllllllll day

The Parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad

attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth

was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying

only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of

to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled

back.

John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.

John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in

the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a

minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the

freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I

believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.

I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully

intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable

behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to

ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the

bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

very nice work, keep them coming

Hear Ye Hear Ye , due to the up coming All Hollows Eve , we will postpone the Joust until the following week so that all you may take your ghouls and ghosts out trick or treating

Posting for Borg

Devin

Everyone have a safe and happy Holloween

hehe thats kinda funny

Still wishes i had just an inkling of your talent

i love seeing your work

I agree wolf i look daily to see if the next part is ready

very nice, remind me not to get on your bad side

i think that it is very tastefully done and is awesome color in the artwork itself

10/4 Item List and Event We are happy to announce that the event for Monday night Auction, October 4th at 7 pm est. will be "Bag and Grab" I am sure everyone knows how to play. Be there before doors open at 6:55 pm est. at which time the house will be made public and you rush in and GRAB the CASH!! 5k to 500k checks!! Gates will be opened at Brit, Haven, Skara, and Moonglow at 6:30 pm est. Good Luck and See you there!!!

Malas Auctions Corp

1) 120 parrying ps

2) 120 provo ps

3) 120 spirit speak ps

4) 120 Focus ps

5) 120 Animal Lore ps

6) 120 Chivalry ps

7) +20 stat scroll

8) 120 Healing ps

9) Cavorting Club

10) Mondains Defeat as the Gem of Immortality Plate

11) 2/4 set 43% total di +6 itel

12) 62 total resist gorget ( 16, 16, 17, 6, 7, 15% deflect phy.dam)

13) 5 potted plants (2 tall, 1 small, 2 flowerpot)

14) Thin scattered hay, non spawnable, very old and rare.

15) Samuria Helm

16) Holy Knights Breastplate

17) 10 gold skulls

18) Clothing Bless Deed

19) Vet Reward cow

20) Vet Reward Ethy Horse

21) Vet Reward Dark Gray Robe and cloak

22) 2 Flaming head deeds

23) Hanging skeleton deed

24) luna chest, (earth ele)

25) umbra chest (gargoyle, unopen)

26) Holy Sword

27) Ring of the Vile

28) Taskmaster

29) Divine Countenance

30) Lamp Post (green)

31) Blood Tile

32) Blackmoor (old Reagent)

33) Hooded Robe of Umbra

34) Bronze Anvil

35) Dark Fur

36) Polar bear mask (off white)

37) Luna Lance

39) Nights Kiss

40) Orcish Visage

41) Fabled Fishing Net

42) agapite chest, (rotting corpse,unopen lvl 6)

43) agapite chest (blood ele)

44) 50 lvl 5 maps undecoded

45) Golden runic hammer

46) Verite anvil

47) +25 stats scroll

Also: Doom Stealables, Flowers, fishing nets, 100% weapons, luck items,

and much much more.

when i get home today i will try and put one together for you

devin

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

to a very good friend, Hope your day is going well and heres a link for a card

Birthday

you may need this number to view it 03664177612852

http://p218.ezboard.com/bmalasauctionhouse91457

Here is a link to the MAC guild sight, find out the info of how to submit items and give them feedback on some new concepts they are working on

when my family attends church this sunday i will say a special prayer for his family

well i for one agree he knows where to drop the bombs and since Bb and i live where Kerry state is i can def say you do not want him to run our country

i agree while summer was upon us i had little more free time to play but starting tomrrow two hours a day and i will be lucky to get that

Very good story Tok , i will await part two

test

Ok everyone, here's a fun new game at MAC's friday night auction: the Bag and Bolt!! That's right!! Free money!! This is how it will work: On Friday night about 15 minutes prior to 7, we will begin gating to the auction house, but it will be set to private. We will cover the 1st and 2nd floors with checks ranging from 1k to 100k,as well as a 500k, not locked down. At 5 minutes to 7 (EST), we will reset the house to public and then it's a free-for-all! The checks belong to whoever can grab them!! Of course at 7 we will begin our auction as normal, but this should be lots of fun! Look for our list of high-end items to be on here by thursday night. Again, if you have someing you'd like to commission for sale, please contact myself or another guild member before thursday at 5. My icq is 69498532. Hope to see everyone there!!!

Not sure if Kaatya knew his room number etc but his daughter just told me he will be moved to room 632 bed 2 and number if anyone wants to call and keep him from sneaking out of his room is 1-734-246-6001 just tell them room 632 bed 2

and we wish him speedy recovery

lori

devin

Was Wensday , i guess my mind was Shot cause you and Iva were tied

i mean we could have an upset *grins* but alas

as the events unfolded tonight we went in tied 5-5 skyhook vs Ivanna

and the first pass was a parry on each side, then the next brough lady luck for skyhook who won 7-6..

Then came Stragen vs Skyhook, and after the first pass Stragen took two points as he knocked off Skyhook , we were amazed by this Skyhook did manage to nick Stragen so was 2-1 , The battled continued and Stragen, could see the gleem in his eye as he wanted to win so badly, but alas the final Score was Skyhook 6 -Stragen 5

a joust well fought by both,

but to the rest CDE took the Top 3 postions for winning this Month

I hope the rest of you are resting to take them spots next month

Devin

Congrats to you 3 you were awesome

Due to the Nature of the Sever we will continue it Tomrrow Night Monday if all can be there...

Personally i think Lord Skyhook , musta pulled the plug cause he was closed to being beaten by Lady Ivanna , For that id make him Still sleep on the couch tonight

Devin