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Devin Ashley

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  1. Hey Lori! I log in every now and then to check my UO property. I'm getting closer to canceling UO... even though I've been saying that since 2003 I think. It may happen with GW2. Who knows. Any plans to join us in GW2? We could use some good PVPers.

    You know me I am still in UO at this moment no plans for anything else , I go by and check it all the time, less and less houses though in uo nowadays it maybe on its way out.. but we have new hope with Mesanna

  2. Hey , Guys been awhile since I have stopped by.. Bal your house in uo is still standing , Martok you old dog how the heck are you, Stan , how have you been been awhile since we have talked so wanted to drop in and say hi to ya all and hope all is well

    Devin Ashley

    Lori

  3. As you all read this , please tonight give your kids a hug and kiss knowing how truly lucky we all are

    "Now I lay me down to sleep,

    I pray the Lord my soul to keep.

    May Angels watch me through the night

    Until I wake, in Morning light..."

    Evan Emerson Spencer

    Born: April 4, 1:24 pm

    Weight: 3lbs. 11 oz Length: 17.25 in

    When tomorrow starts without me

    And I’m not there to see

    If the sun should rise and find your eyes

    All filled with tears for me.

    I wish so much you wouldn’t cry

    The way you did today,

    While thinking of the many things

    We didn’t get to say.

    I know how much you love me

    As much as I love you,

    And each time that you think of me

    I know you’ll miss me too.

    But when tomorrow starts without me

    Please try to understand

    That an angel came and called my name

    And took me by the hand.

    And said my place was ready

    In heaven far above

    And that I’d have to leave behind

    All those I dearly love.

    But when I walked through heaven’s gates

    I felt so much at home

    When God looked down and smiled at me

    From His great golden throne

    He said, “This is eternity

    And all I’ve promised you”

    Today for life on earth is past

    But here it starts anew.

    I promise no tomorrow

    For today will always last

    And since each day’s the same way

    There’s no longing for the past.

    So when tomorrow starts without me,

    Don’t think we’re far apart,

    For every time you think of me

    I’m right here in your heart.

  4. Devins Chars have these skills split between them

    120 blacksmithing, 120 tailoring, 100 carpentry, 100 bowcraft/fletching, 100 lumberjacking.

    100 tinker, 100 carp, 100 alchemist, 100 inscription,100 Bowyer

  5. Sorry Ice i will have to make you unhappy as i opted out, i was the brunt of something recently in the army system , so over the years i have learned to just opt out

    Ask Kd sometime about all the crap that has happened here on boards or in game, And for some it was my fault freely admit that, but at least 89% i had proof that twas not me

    so i quietly quit and will let you all have the fun ;) ya all know where you can find me in uo or D&D

    and everyone knows if i can help you in uo with anything you want just ask ill do my best to find it

    Cannot help anyone in D&D yet as i have to learn my way around :dancing_smile::cool:

    Thanks Devin

  6. i voted no,.reason being the people that are high up have worked hard to reach the top

    it took them months and months to get there.

    And trust me the battle to reach the top is not an easy one, but it can be done , first off you dump everything you have into defense , even myself to this day have to dump into defense vs the top two to maintain my status

    But of late with all the complaints over it , its really no fun so i am opting out totally , because a game should be fun

    So thus ya all won't have to worry about me

    Should make some people happy

  7. *ponders* ;):D

    *grins* i bet i can beat you at ya can never tell all my chars *grins*

    hehe,

    Also anyone want a fel house plot near fel yew? if so give me hollar

    Lora

    Devin

    Lusty

    and many many more

  8. Aye Bal has been serving T.H.E for many many years, one day everyone should get into a teamspeak room with Bal, Wolf , Tok, BB. and Borg, the few times i did make it in i have never laughed so hard in my life because Bal and Tok are way to funny ....But i will not spoil it for anyone just if you get a chance i suggest you do its quite a treat..

    And i hope to meet many that i have not in D&D , ok Bal and Tok figured out where our guild is going to be in thier yet?

    So far the beta i have been playing seems to be ok for me so lets keep fingers cross that i can play

    and again bal for all the hard work you have done over the years

    also pm me to help you with that uo task :yub:>:L:D:D

  9. 1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Un###### you.

    2. You say I'm a ###### like it's a bad thing.

    3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.

    4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?

    5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.

    6. Do I look like a people person?

    7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

    8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

    9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

    10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and

    senseless acts of self-control?

    11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

    12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

    13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

    14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

    15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't

    gone to sleep yet!

    16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.

    17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.

    18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.

    19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

    20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

    21. Chaos, panic and disorder .. my work here is done.

    22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

    23. You look like ######. Is that the style now?

    24. Earth is full. Go home.

    25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?

    26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

    27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

    28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.

    29. If ######s could fly, this place would be an airport.

    30. Look in my eyes ... Do you see one ounce of gives-a-######?

  10. Twas the night before Christmas and Old Santa was pissed!

    He cursed out the Elves and threw down his list!

    Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.

    I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

    I've busted my ass for damn near a year

    Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?

    The old lady ######es cause I work late at night.

    The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

    Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.

    Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.

    And just when I thought that things would get better

    Those ######s from the IRS sent me a letter,

    They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny

    Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

    And the kids these days--they all are the pits

    They want the impossible--Those mean little ######s

    I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds

    Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads

    I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,

    They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

    Flying through the air...dodging the trees

    Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees

    I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment

    I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

    There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,

    I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season

    MERRY HUMBUG!

  11. Over the past years we have come to rely on this, so i once again call on the our power of prayer....

    A good friend to my husband and myself has a little boy about two weeks ago, but this past friday he was rushed to intensive care where he still is and will have to undergo two sugerys , so i am asking for prayers for him and his family in thier time of need

    Thank you

    Devin Ashley

    Synfil

    Lora Deblood

    lori

  12. Things To Do In An Elevator

    1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them

    on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

    2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,

    and go back for more.

    3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the

    wrong ones.

    4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they

    know what floor your on.

    5) Hold the doors open and say your saiting for a friend. After

    a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day

    been?"

    6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then

    scream, "That's mine!"

    7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

    8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,

    ask if they have an apointment.

    9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to

    play.

    10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask

    them if they can hear ticking.

    11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency

    procedures and exits with the passengers.

    12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

    13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

    14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,

    don't panic, they open again!"

    15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

    16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

    17) Call out, "Group Hig!"and then enforce it.

    18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and

    muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

    19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering

    inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

    20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the

    wall, without getting off.

    21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in

    horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

    22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other

    passengers.

    23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

    24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

    25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then

    announce, "I have new socks on".

    26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to

    the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

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