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  1. The wolf padded silently along the wall of the city of Honor.  Making its way to the barracks that housed the Legion of PGoH.  Leaping up through the window it landed softly within the confines of the officers hall.

    Moments later the raven drifted in and perched upon the sill.  With a shimmer the two took to their human forms once more.

    "I tell ye old friend, there be benefits to takin' the form o' me name sake.  Makes me feel like a young pup agin" stated Wolf.

    "Aye.  Don't get too used to it, lest you lose yerself to the beast" the old mage counciled.

    Nodding, the Senator of War dropped heavily into his chair.

    "Dirty business these orcs.  We had best pay the smelly ones a visit.  What say you Martok? The eve on the morrow.  A small team.  Perhaps we may remind them to keep to where they belong."

    The Imperator pulled a chair opposite his friend. "Aye, I was thinking the same.  We shall pay the vermin a visit and ensure they think twice afore turning their beedy eyes our way."

    The Senator pulled a tattered map from the drawer.  Scanning the map he jotted down some numbers and circled some markings.

    "I took the liberty o' dispatching Hawk to gather some confirmation on the recent reports.  He has returned word that there has been increased activity within the orc stronghold south o' Yew.  Last report had an entire regiment patrolling the area about the fort."

    Martok grinned at the Senator's words. "Sounds like good odds to me."

    Chuckling, the Senator nodded. "Aye.  We have 'em in quality to be sure.  But even the smelly ones can get past me armor if there be enough o' them.  Nevertheless, I trust the abilities o' the Legion. We shall go."

    The mage smiled, a light coming to his eyes. "Aye m'Lord.  I'm sure there are many within the Legion that would welcome the opportunity to stretch their muscles.  Patrolling the walls of Olympus can get tedious for some."

    Grinning the Senator nodded. "Make the neccessary arrangements."

    "As you wish m'Lord" stated Martok.

    With a wave his form shimmered and the raven took to wing.

    The Senator smiled to himself and pulled a whetstone from his pouch.  Sitting back in his chair, he began to sharpen his sword.

  2. Just out of curiosity, anyone play Golden Tee.  I've been a huge fan for years and forgot about the Golden Tee PC game that I have.  Just wondering if anyone else has it or plays it on the pc

  3. I just got some hardware upgrades for my PC to install next week. Pentium 3 750mhz processor, an additional 256mb RAM and will be snagging a geForce 3 Vid card (wholesale- my company's in the computer repair business).  Should make my system much more condusive to gaming :p

  4. BB, let Kate know she was 8lbs 6 oz. and 21.5 inches long.  All ten fingers and toes accounted for.  Don't tell her about the 28 hours of labor though.  She won't want to hear that part :D

  5. Quote from Ser Brightblade:

    And just to clear things up for all the others......Wolf is just upset that all those creatures would not have anything to do with his advances

    Well....Up to that point you could have been excluded from the chores but now......BB gets dibs on the Sheep!!!!!

    :D

  6. That's it!!

    Senator of War Wolf, hereby orders all those involved in posting in this thread (himself excluded) to the stables to assist Coldren, Lan and Koopsta in the .... relieving of the Emperor's horses' sexual frustrations.

    You will continue with this task until your palms bleed and your jaws lock.  

    After that ye will go tend to the herd of sheep (all three of them) that are corralled in Yew.

    Once the sheep have been satiated ye will venture forth to the daemon temple and attempt to bed a dragon!!!!:love:

    ;) ;)

  7. Quote from Coldren, posted on

    We know to change our national anthem (God save the Queen) when it doesn't apply (Canada doesn't have a queen) eh?

    pssst...God save the Queen??  WTF?? :0 And here I've spent my whole life under the misconception that our National Anthem was O'Canada :p You gots to go out to more sporting events.  They play it sometimes.

    Besides, we make better beer. Not that water you try to pass off as an alcoholic beverage :D :D

    If we can't poke fun at ourselves then we should all just die :smash:

  8. Quoting Rick Mercer on "Talking to Americans"

    Anyone with a sense of humor about themselves and their own countrymen/women has to watch this show.  I swear to god I've never laughed so hard in my life on the questions and answers he got from you Yanks :D

    Here's a little taste:

    "Who says Americans don't know anything about Canada?

    Rick Mercer, that's who. And his hilarious new special, "Talking to Americans," demonstrates just how ignorant some Americans are when it comes to Canada.

    Don't believe me? Here's a quote from the special, uttered by an American: "Congratulations, Canada, on making Beaver Balls your national dish!"

     

    "I'm amazed that Americans can be this dumb ... I should know - I am one!"

    -- Mitch

    How about this one: "Hi, I'm Governor Mike Huckabee of Arkansas wanting to say, 'Congratulations, Canada!' on preserving your national igloo!"

    or even better:

    "Congratulations Canada on switching to a 24 hour clock"

    ROFLMAO until tears puddle at my feet.

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