Graknor

*puts his hand up for Vradish to stop*

Dat nub gud.... u be killin da audience ? Bad uruk! U disqualified! *Red flag*

-Graknor Spinecrusher

Welkum! Lat be a doggie? Me cunfused!

-Graknor Spinecrusher

Tupid uruks!

Lat am nub strung clompers,but liddul wheeners!

*Graknor is still shaking the poison*

BOOM!!!

SKAHH! Graknor Hab nub pushdug potion!

*while Vradish is complaining about somthing Graknor gores him in the neck with his horns and throws him into the audience.* U be da tupid Uruk!

-Graknor Spinecrusher

Owch... cheating on your GF?

Lol jk, i doubt thats the case, if its not... simply go over and talk to her and say that.. hey baby, i dont even know that girl that called... Or... GIMME MY ACCOUNT NOW!!!

Man thats a bad situation,

-Graknor Spinecrusher

AKA Dr Phil

Wub a fuuuurm?

-Graknor Spinecrusher

Me nub gruk lat snypor...

-Graknor Spinecrusher

Hehe lat nub proobe wurth yet.

Lat nub wurthy ub me fight!

(And you dont talk in orcish)

-Graknor Spinecrusher

IT WONT BE ME!!! I'm a...uh....well...OK MAYBE IT WILL BE ME BUT....uh...well...I'll be quiet now.

Uglutz! Me tink heb wunts da liddul panzie award

-Graknor Spinecrusher

*Uglutz hears someone call him Martok. Angered, he pulls out some foul smelling potion from his pocket, ready to throw it at whoever called him the strange name*

Nub Graknor!!! (i used these thingers) *looks at the potion and shakes*

-Graknor Spinecrusher

*As Graknor charges Vradish, he throws the totem inches above the orcs head and as Vradish is distracted by the dangerous looking totem, Graknor attempts to gore him with his horns (traveling very fast, lots of momentum)*

-Graknor Spinecrusher

Web clomp fur fun! Lat nub die...lat be carried away bi da Vuduka's agh healed.

*Charges Vradish after his wounds have been healed by Martok*

-Graknor Spinecrusher

Im guessing we are taking the skull with the crack down the middle lol

-Graknor Spinecrusher

Hey guys go to this link to get all the current guild tabards!

http://www.wowcentral.com/images/wowc/wow_tabards.zip

Hope it helps!

-Graknor Spinecrusher

When summer comes.. and i dont have a job.. ill play as long as possible.. maby 10 hours.. possibly

-Graknor Spinecrusher

*A loud Roar fills the battlefield as Graknor pushes off the axes burried within his shoulders... blood spills from him. He sees the blood and goes into a bloodlust of his own*

*Graknor the tauren goes into a rage and you see his muscles growing, veins protruding. Steam emitting from his pierced nostrils.*

Grah hah ha! ERRRRRRRRAAHHHHHHHHHH!!

*The tauren smashes his totem pole into the ground causing the ground to tremble. The ground cracks open and a raging hellfire is awaiting below. Rubble crushes many audience members, a few fall into the inferno. *

-Graknor Spinecrusher

*The tauren takes a wound to the side luckily it is not too deep*

Lat pay fur dat!

*Graknor doubles back, and takes his totem pole and attempts to hit his orcish foe right in the chest with all his might*

*VOOSH.....WHAM*

-Graknor Spinecrusher

I'm getting an arena started and im wondering if you can possibly take a look at the fights going on there and give out awards to the people who win. (Somthing to do, test your roleplaying skills)

Its at the firepit

-Graknor Spinecrusher

*You walk into a dark room, you hear chanting just outside of the arena door... Orcs, Taurens, and Trolls are inside the audience.. so it sounds. You walk out the gate looking whats past you. A great tauren stands in the middle on the arena along side a giant totem pole that he looks capable of using as a weapon, looking to fight, or be the referee.*

He cries out in a loud voice -

"Lat wunt tu be said da best fightur dis side ub da malestorm? Lat came tu da place! Come tu me, agh me start da fite wit lat. Me gruk da crowd wunts da fight! Shuw ur Strenth, undrence, agh dexterty. FUR DA HORDE!"

*crowd cheers wildly*

***Rules-

Dont godmode (you know what im talking about)

No below the belt (owch )

And everything else is up to you, remember to roleplay.***

Prize: Honor!

-Graknor Spinecrusher

Heres another thing, no one really cares if you have tons of posts, its not worth looking dumb and posting.. Yea.. Or.. True Dat!

(..eh.. maby i should take some of my own advice )

-Graknor Spinecrusher

Yea, it shouldnt take too long.

-Graknor Spinecrusher

Geh heh heh, me ged da Glurk award easy... Glurk be Graknor's wurd!

-Graknor Spinecrusher

Graknor skin da hide ub 'is enemys!

-Graknor Spinecrusher

Hi, I got a questiong for ya. Do Lords have greater rank than captains, or are they equal? 'All Orcs under him are to obey his commands!' (from captain discription)

Does that include Tauren/troll Lords/Guards?

Just trying to clarify things

-Graknor Spinecrusher

Martok!!! Thats an awesome avatar, how can i get an animated one?

-Graknor Spinecrusher

I think it would be neat if you could 'carve' your own. Maby a series of quests or somthing like that.

-Graknor Spinecrusher

EDIT: BTW... dosent that picture look like its from In-Game? So then indicating that you can? I dunno..