Aluim Aster

the problem with that is... Elves don't really have a way of saying shut up that wouldnt be considered nice by your average human....

Oh somebody is in for a WORLD OF HURT!!!!!!! smurfs and ewoks?!?!?!!?!?!? you say that like its a joke!!! .......ewoks are my heroes (darnit there's no emoticon where the little face cries)  besides I think Papa smurf plays a wonderful Martok! .... --that's it Aluim, deflect the jokes towards another target--..... Yeah, um, smurfs... heh that's funny... :ohplease:  besides you forgot to say something about the Lollipop Guild and the north pole... gees ya don't even know how to put down the guy that's different, what kind of American are you!

KEEBLER ELVES!!!!!! DO I LOOK LIKE A COOKIE TO YOU?!?!?! HUH? DO I??! YEAH SAY THAT TO MY FACE BOY?!!!??! ARE YOU TALKING TO ME!!!! ARE YOU FEELIN' LUCKY BOY? ARE YA!!!!! :argue:

Hey can't argue with that!

I'd like to know why Balandar has 'Balandar Hides' at the top of that post... its not like he's got a woman... oh wait I forgot! His mom might see that! hehe.... But knowing her she'd probably would be to airheaded to actually know why it was wrong... but truthfully I love ya Bal! And your Mom! :love:  HAHAHAHAHa!!!!

Id be glad to take a look at what you've written.... I'm a amatuer author myself with about four books under my belt... never took em in for publishing though... However I can tell you'll need a good editor since you keep spelling writing with two T's... :ohplease:  Of course then you would have to have me in it ....for some reasone I have a feeling I'm not in it...  And you know who would play me? Emilio Estevez... cus he's short!

Learning Elven is as easy as buying a big Binder and convienient little page markers but in game usage is usually kept to the basic elven... otherwise conversations take a really long time and papercuts abound!  :roll:  

I certainly shall... finally somebody comes to our aid! :roll:

well find it then BB cuz Balandar and I would love another ally by our side when we play! Besides its something to pass the time till SB

Hey maybe we should start a pool to see exactly when it does finally snuff out... my bet is on September 2002, you have to consider that they'll wanna wait until the very last UO third dawn is bought by some unexpecting sod. Poor guy:roll:

I've had Corin look into the subject and the only information he's been able to glean from his scouting (Spying) is that they number only 5...6 at most.

We are in dire need of new blood in the Elven Guardians of Honor so if any of you elves out there are willing to and able to adhere to our strict Rp rules and conduct please contact me.

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