Rob

So after reading many well though out stories of the moving plots of the chars. I though maybe take it another way and have sort a parody of a story. You sort of get the hint of it as you read few robert Parody adventure in our land. Dark mist over malas the air linger tonight afternoon uncommoningly thick. As the Undead wert arisen and moving about once humity touch them but no more. Off the southern end of the lair lied a object waffering in view.. Closer and closer...It made a clumsy ventrue to there direction. An Liche of still great power in his grasp veiw over. "whatsss thissss?" As the large object came closer he see a man but too far to make sence of face features. Now over him the Undead hiss. On Basket was a man with smell of cider and pink hat Gathers Orb's of fluid in cased in a rubber Balloon. Peering over the side he looks at unholy menace and thinks "I know not what be this balloon is but this shall be done." With his balloon this marroow fill with holy water he lobs over his"Holy water balloon's" "Who's Ya Deadie!!!" The Undead with weopon of torument look up and assulted as these odd "Balloons" burst on there being. a Hiss and panic rings out. "I melting MELLLETING WHAT WORLD.....!!!" The man Take off his Sandel "Cheif da job done" "Well Done Angent Robert Smart now go and see 99 and half at head quaters we got another mission" "Right cheif" Kodoz must had yet another mission so makes a hasttly returns. "what da matter chief" Its this Orc menace look yonder and prethe tell meh' what ye wintess on younder news" The TV flicks on with a "Orc Captian peer back at them" "People of Sossria I am GRAW son of ThrAW off form galaxy seven came to take over the world." ((TO be Contine))

"GIN!!" Robert call out then leans back in a soft wooden chair. The look of the in his eyes displayed glazed over pride as he leans over to reach for his ale. Bill siting across as fustration of Robert's obvousness got near to point of boilin over to anger. "Fer'in da Last blood'ee time tis Check'ers!! And still ya Fawkin' move." Bill slaps hims self on face, then his palm hand run down to his chin giving tug at his beard. Robert gives his head a shake sits back up right as the front legs of the chair give the Travern floor a thud almost toppling over his ale. "Right, Bill ah' knew dat' erm...just checkin' ya see right dis bein' check'er and all". As Robert Hunchs over the board the ale arrive for both him and Bill. Both Robert and Bill were matching drink for drink this night a tall tale of empty bottle on each end of a table set at a checker board. Robert move's a piece then nods to the elvan Gal and set back giveing Bill a smirk of smuggness. Bill glaze at Robert smirk as wasn't the easy thing to do not cuss Robert was threatening but swaying in a hazed. Bill reach on board and moves the peice back to were it once was. Robert stammers to obect if could rember how to form his words right seem the ciders and Ales slowed him. "Quit ya cheat'in move ya own peic'es Rob'art ya red." Robert lets out a outrageous awe of sigh and goes back to playing as the day hour dwelling the sun. Robert find him self gone though many drinks and many his red checkers. Between many taunts such and excuses folks walk in and out. Then as robert moveing his only peice on the board mutters. "If'in ya yeild dis travern o' da spining tis nay haff'in!!" Robert explains yet tonight the faiths were not with him his luck ran astrew a bit for this day Robert lost. As Robert push back his hair and sheer awe of the event and that stack of empty bottle on his chair number more then he could count just on sight he offer hand to Bill on a good game. They both shake hands and as the wage called Bill call forth a hat. A hat nay never Robert would lay eyes on nor buy off the makert merchants. Tossing the hat over to Robert he know this may be the cross he bear but as he state could be raining so could be worst. Set the hat on his head as the bells Jingle and dangle. "eh good game der bill" "Eh' Good game hehehe" Robert walk away from the table wonder what other wager laid out there for him to win at this time. His hat yeild a jingle as we walked away.

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