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Why you can't be a Jawa


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Top Five Reasons You Can't Play as a Jawa

There are eight different playable races in Star Wars Galaxies, but those loveable Jawa scavengers are not among them. Why?

5. Entire game would be spent looking at crotches.

4. Common Jawa expressions like "ooh tee dee!" are slanderous insults overseas.

3. Game balance issues: Roving packs of Jawas capable of gnawing legs off of AT-AT up to the knees

2. Ever get a whiff of one of those things?

And the number one reason Jawas are not a playable race in Galaxies...

1. "You must be this tall to play this game" sticker frustrating for non-midget players.

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