Zurg

Hey sorry, I know this isn't WoW related but I just stumbled on this MMO released in Sept.. Fallen Earth? From what I've seen it's in the vein of Fallout 3 (post apocalyptic setting) and sounds pretty cool. Anyone have any knowledge or experience with it?

Nice and clean? You're really pigeonholing me here! Off the top of my head:

The best thing about being an orc

is I don't need to eat with a fork

unlike troll or cow

I'm always ready to chow

and use an axe to hack pieces of pork.

Hey I just woke up, give me a break!

I absolutely agree, Holyssa

Sonsof######es! Visskar if you need any stuff to get ya through just let Zurg or Mali know. I remember how pissed I was when this happened to me, but Blizzard was awesome in helping. Like everyone suggested to us, get that authenticator if you haven't already. Sadly it seems to be a necessity these days.

Happy Birthday and congratulations, Kal! Enjoy your day!

*scratches his head and drools* I...ummm...just kill things

Gordie, in 15 mins I leave to invade Columbus with several of my hun friends (coming down to watch Ohio State-Notre Dame hockey game). Keep your women and children indoors. Also, if the Crushers would be so kind as to keep an eye on Mali so she doesn't hide any loot tribute from me upon my return. BLOOD AND THUNDER!

I will also be thrilled that Mali has extra room to haul my tribute!!

Happy Birthday Baaaaahhhstan!

lol good stuff. Fine bit of interrogation work, too!

"A good read. I give it 7.5 out of 10!"

***Zurg's News Reviews***

And it becomes apparent why the U.S. is losing to foreign markets!

Oh noes! The princess has risen from her slumber and is looking for her tiara! I'm screwed...

I have a few things I do, mainly aimed at irritating Zurg for my enjoyment.

• Unscrew the cap to the toothpaste.
  
• Take the cap off his shaving cream.
  
• Loosen the lid to the peanut butter.
  
• Rearrange pantry items on the shelves so he has to look behind other items for what he wants.
  
• Empty the dishwasher and then put newly dirtied items in the sink.
  

There are others, I'm sure, but those are the ones I do most frequently.

I KNEW IT!

1. Let out a primal scream and tell Mali how much this game sucks

2. Look at clock

3. Try to relog

4. Try to relog

5. Pick up phone to call off work then decide against it

6. Try to relog

7. Shout random curse word

8. Wonder if I have Tourettes Syndrom due to my frequent swearing outburts

9. Pick up phone to call off work. Dial first 3 digits then hang up again.

10. Put on my Ipod and cook/clean something while wearing t-shirt and gym shorts/Simpsons Pajama pants, dancing the whole time like I'm auditioning for Dance Fever

11. Laugh maniacally at myself

12. Pick up phone and call off work

13. Lament using my comp time for WoW

14. Relog

Yummy! Thanks for sharing the recipe. Mali recently made her first corn CHOWDA (there ya go Xiris!). She did it in the slow cooker and it was fanfreakingtastic. Great for winter!

Yeah I was definately hacked by some cyber piece of ######. Thanks all for the offers of assistance. A round of applause to Blizz CS who moved swiftly to get me back in the game and are replacing my stuff and the Guild Vault things! Death to hackers!

Thanks for the prompt reply, Holyssa. When I had that weird activity last week I immediately scanned my machine and it checked ok. I don't recall clicking on anything out of the ordinary. I've sent an email to Blizz but have no idea when I may hear something.

So I just checked my email and find an email from Blizz saying my account is "temporarily disabled due to inappropriate advertising activity"?? WTF?? Anyone have any info on this or experienced anything similar? I have absolutely no idea what this is about! Mali and I can't help but think it's somehow connected to the attempted hack that occurred last week. Any info is appreciated.

So I get home this morning to find an email from blizz about some scumbags apparently attempting to change my account password. Sure enough, I go to log on and the password has been changed. Luckily I was able to change it and all my toons appear to be intact. I'm just curious how does this happen? Does some ###### stain just enter a random account name then change the password? Also, would it be considered "in poor taste" if I exact vengeance by beating a member of Best Buy's "Geek Squad" to within an inch of his life with his own severed arm?

Hmm...I've given this careful consideration and ultimately I'd have to say I would change you all into gnomes. Paladins?? No such animal. Undead, Tauren, Blood Elves, and Trolls?? Gone! I'd then march us all straight into Stormwind where we I would ascend the throne before declaring the Gnome Dance Festival underway! Think of it as a twisted version of Disney's "Small World" display. DANCE GNOMES...DANCE!!

This is what happens when you summon moldy bread! I think I lost 15 lbs. that time!

Zurg would be very interested in joining in the reindeer games. Today, not withstanding, Sunday afternoons should work out great for me.

Do you know what Smedlock did for the first 15 yrs as a Tauren? He was in Tauren intelligence. I could be Smedlock and you wouldn't even know it. There is no Smedlock.

Are YOU Smedlock? I'm not Smedlock...that's 2.

*with apologies to the writers of "A Few Good Men"*

Well I can tell you who it won't be. ZURG! If history has proven anything it's that Zurg won't hit 80 for about 2 more expansions....