Guest Votive Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 Balander thought I should post this here. Good Idea, shouldn't have to just leave all the EQers to deal with my humor. The Miracle of Toilet Paper Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?", she asks. "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow larger over the years?" "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lan Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 Good one man! Got alot of laughs from the guys at work! Keep em comin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Votive Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, Doc Burck pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the Doc shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away." "What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't done any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!" With that, Doc turned and left the room. In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right to work, sniffing the poor dog on the table and checking him out thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook his head and said "Bark." The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments with a cat, who walked around the poor dog several times and then sadly shook his head and said, "Meow". The cat then jumped off the table and ran out of the room. The veterinarian said, "There's nothing more I can do" and handed the man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went postal. "$600! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!" Doc shook his head sadly and explained. "If you had taken my word for it, it would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the cat scan..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lan Posted February 18, 2002 Share Posted February 18, 2002 ok, stop it man.....that one's killing me, no really it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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