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Good thing my mother isn't Irish


Lord Ser Brightblade

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Mrs. O'Brien comes to visit her son Seamus for 3 days in Dublin where he is studying. She finds out that her son lives with Vikki, a girl roommate. Mrs. O'Brien couldn't help but notice how pretty Seamus's roommate was. She suspects there is a relationship between the two.

Reading his Mum's thoughts, Seamus volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, Mum, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates." About a week later, Vikki came to Seamus saying, "Ever since your mother left, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mam,

I'm not saying that you did take the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not saying that you did not take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you left.

Love,

Seamus

Several days later, Seamus received an email from his Mum which read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you do sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love,

Mam.

Lesson of the day...

Don't Lie to Your Mother...especially if she is Irish

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