Saite Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Element: Redhead Symbol: RH Atomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175. Discoverer: It's debatable, some say Adam, but we now know, that only God could discover something so perfect! Occurrence: Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations. Physical Properties 1. Surface usually covered with minimal painted film. As a rule, not necessary. 2. Boils at everything, freezes without reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care! 5. Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points. Chemical Properties 1. Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates. 4. Reactive in liquids, even more, increased activity when saturated in alcohol. 5. Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense. 6. Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man. Uses 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can greatly improve hormonal levels. 3. Can warm and comfort under certain circumstances. 4. Incapable of cooling things down, when it's too hot. Tests 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state. 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. Caution 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling. 2. Illegal to possess more than one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Votive Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 I can think of one word that discribes all of that... j/k... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otell Posted July 17, 2002 Share Posted July 17, 2002 Oh thats great have to show my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lan Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 I've had mixed results with this type of element in the past. Got a bad batch last time I played with it I decided to trade in all the RH I had and bought a new car, new 4wheeler, and a SeaDoo....a complimentary element called BR(Brunette) came with it Best trade in i've ever made :biggrinSmurf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Votive Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 You got a BR with your Sea Doo? Whered ya buy it? All I got was a trailer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.