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Lil Crushers to have a home As many of the members of clan skullcrusher are of the older age, many are married and some even retired. During the great times that our kinship in a game have grown so have our real families grown with children and in some cases grand children. It is in this area of recognition that a new section of the Clan Skullcrusher website will be created. Mini versions of players main characters (children) will be displayed doing something familiar to the parents with a name tag. Example would be Kat and Maube have had 2 children, 1 boy and 1 girl, so we would have 1 lil orcling boy (Kat was orc) and 1 lil undead girl (Maubewas deadie). Now I know your saying but they two female characters in game… well that’s only because Kat refuses to look at a male hiney all the time he plays any game. I hope all join in And participate by sending in notes about their newborns and their goofy tendancies. I will do my best to depict graphically what you write. Maubes daughter running around holding her diaper and maybe their son with a wooden spoon looking to hit daddy on his head. Just lookin to make a bit of the website dedicated to the families we leave at home when we are deployed into the dangers of online gaming… hehe Anyone seen a goblin youngling npc ever in game? Machinima Fun Darnell has come up with 3 episodes that work all in conjunction and the latest one is hilarious. The fear of most unconscious fighters is revealed as our hero Darnell finds himself in a dream state and unable to realize what is really happening in the world. Kritics Corner Nope this is not a place where complaints about Paladins and Mage Crit chances and/or avoidance is going to occur… .but the review of dream world movies. Given it costs about 100 gold to go to a movie for a couple… I hope I can help make a decision to go or wait… hope it helps. This month it is a battle between Captain America and Harry Potter. Categories are Effects, Make-up, Beauties, Baddies, Good Guys, Lore, Skin and ok we will review storyline for keeping us awake during the non explosion or nakedness moments that might happen. BlizzBlues with Darnell Baddie By Far RED SKULL Beauties English Agent Gear & Gamer Costumes VS Special Affects Big Win Good Guys with all chars Lore is much deeper Captain America starts out fast while Harry Potter you have to try and remember what/where did they just leave off since it has been years since part 1. The graphical world of special effects and the vast number of good guy characters in Harry Potter go along with the Lore with is much deeper. The storyline for both of the movies though is predictable and more like a series of steps to get to the end. The endings both are anti-climatic and boring. In each of the films there are NO official Skin sections unless you cont topless males running around or in Harry Potters the scene where they are drying off from a drop in water… .and if a person says they were not saying to themselves… Hymine is gonna take off her shirt!! THEY ARE LYING!!! Winner is Harry Potter Hallows pt2

Wobbly News Da Goblins are gearing up after their first runs in rated battlegrounds went… .well quite quick the wrong way… sigh. Uggies Rant What upsets Uggie? Lots As the years have gone on the most irritating thing to the Ancient one is … . “GET THE ###### OUT OF FIRE!!!! Why u sword wielding spell castiing putzes just stand in one of the most destructive elements is beyond stupid!! Wake up and smell your feet and ass burning because as a healer in support… we HEAL THE TANKS PRIMARILY or we all die… U GOTZ TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING!!! WAKE UP!!!! After learnin’ your part in da Raid or dungeon it boggles my mind that so many players die to ground fire damage. If your camera angle doesn’t show it well enough… CHANGE THE DAMN THING!!! Simple duz as Simple iz… STUPID!!! -Uglutz Peace be with U At first one would read that title as Peace be with YOU… .but what it is really Peace be with UGLUTZ. Elders Kalea and Kailand have commissioned a clan wide contest. They who write the most calming and beautiful poems to Uglutz and who gathers the most PEACEBLOOM to adorn the Ancients new hovel will be recognized and awarded prizes. This is a voluntary contest and it may seem easy and without challenge much… if the goals of the Elders fails and the cold hard skin of the Ancient Shamen is not cleansed of some curse he carries… the backlash may be more frightful than seeing Smedlock’s undies after those days against Baron Geddon in Molton Core years ago. “smedlock is the bomb… ..Smedlock is the bomb… ..smedlock is the bomb… .followed by Oh ######. The following is what transpired last month after Elders Kalea and Kail and visited Uglutz at his hovel Sitting around the outlands campfire Kalea and Kailand commented at the anger that Uglutz has had and how it has never been so heated and viscious. Ocala prowls into camp and states she was following Uglutz and heard him muttering about how he was cursed and needing herbs and she could only hear peacebloom. Kailand in full belly chuckle rolls to the ground imagining that old cuss having to deal with Peaceblooms. Kalea bonks Kailand on the head and states that perhaps the Ancient is just a tourtured soul that is just misunderstood. The beauty of the earth mother along with some poems should be able to melt that fridgid extierior of his and remove whatever curse there be at work. Gliding into the area Chieftan Morgh is filled in about their plan and agrees that there should be some rewards for assisting an ancient in peril. Loot whore Junior Orcala’s ears perk up and just as fast she is gone to begin harvesting. Kookie Korner Black Midnight Cake 2 ¼ cups of flour 1 2/3rd cups of sugar 2/3rd cup of cocoa 2 eggs (Plainstrider eggs preferred) 1 ¼teaspoon soda 1 teaspoon salt ¾ cup shortening 1 ¼ cups water 1 teaspoons vanilla Heat oven to 350 degrees. Mix all ingredients together. Blend at low speed fur half a minute den tre minutes ludicrious speed Grease a pan 13x9x2 Pour mixture into da pan Put in da hot oven Furtyfiv minutes or until you poke your fingur in and it not sq uishy inside no more. Use Vanilla Peacebloom frosting.

Pet Collection or Addiction While the last issue covered Da Auction house as a time sink… it is one of profit if one is good at it. The area of Pets and the collection of these loyal companions can be more of a battle of patience fueled by the desire to aquire. Locations spawn rarely or babies are found in the pouches of mature animals in the wild. Who knew most beasts in the realm had pouches like the mythical Kangaroo but they do!!! Now there would be a cool mount... A Kangaroo leaping. The Garrison listing in the Armory on the WoW Site now contains a list of all the pets and mounts you can aquire and the means in which they are attained I have always wondered if it would be possible to create a WoW add on to randomly spawn pets like the game of WAR with cards, using the players list as their deck in game. Each of the pets would have to be given a rank And have it work only if the players are within a party. Once a pairing of pets was summoned the add on would declare a score and once one of the players deck (stable of companions)was done… Game over and the score finished. A minimum of 21 pets would be required and I guess it would be similar to the poke-mon system but in game players could have legal pit fighting hehehe. A pet for example like the Dragon that was only available during the Olympics would be one of very high level as well as the Blizz con pets. Just a thought I guess but could be fun. Currently I think it is fun to see the behaviors of the pets and one would think perhaps this could be an “Easter Egg” area where without promotion, Blizzard could make pets react to various situations or commands. Dog n Cats barkin and hissing at each other when in proximity or something goofy like that. Treasury Notes The new 8th Tab has been procured and Repairs has been opened up to all members except Peons. We will continue to monitor the cash flow and repair expenses to further determine if any changes will be needed to the repair caps set currently for membership roles. -Elder Gordantell GOLD… … … … … .....??? SILVER… … … … … … .....?? COPPER… … … … … ..… .?? Da Classifieds All Crushers who have served the US Military Please speak with Chieftan Morgh at your earliest convenience. GUILDWIDE HARVEST The success of the Clan SKULLCRUSHIN’ TIMES has put a strain on stockpiles of the low level Herbs used in creating the ink for the printing. Please continue to donate any Low level Herbs that you come across and are not needing. As the popularity of our tabloid continues to grow so will our need for production supplies. Thank you - Colin (News Editor).

Da Armory The Clan Armory now has its final tab… #8. The plan for the usage of this final expansion of the guild stock pile will be declared soon. Leading option at the time of this paper is to have it open for all grunts to utilize to shift materials and or emergency drops from dungeon runs by using the guild reward bank option. This will mean members will have to maintain the great honor and stature that a Crusher already possesses and only deal with items they personally TEMPORARILY placed in the tab. Items should not remain more than that day ever. Garrison News Currently the Garrison has one primary Raiding group led by Kailand (Tuesdays 8-11) and Holyssa’s Retro raids have gone on hiatus. The lead roles of the garrison are the Elders of Honor and Conquest. These positions have not been filled in quite some time and while several members step up from time to time to lead activities in PvP, Arena, Battlegrounds we have yet to find a pair of consistent dedicated players to the art of War and combat as the WoW game engine has provided currently for the player base. An Elder is a player that is the “point” person for the category that their seat holds in council. For the Roleplaying aspect they are the leaders of the clan that work to determine its future and the options for the membership overall.. Being able to coordinate and be a bit creative too has its merits for these positions. Chieftan Morgh is looking to fill the 2 seats of the Council by next months issue. An Elder is someone who has proven themselves as a Boss within the Clan… aswith any role within the clan if you are interested in it please speak to an Elder or more specifically Elder Kalea and/or Chieftan Morgh for details. You may have to first become a Boss if your dream is to become an Elder.. A good example of what the Elder of Conquest or Honor would be is someone who consistently led weekly 10 man Rated Battlegrounds, Consistently was a high ranking Arena veteran with knowledge of strategies or someone dedicated to consistently assaulting Alliance home cities or harrassing them at all turns in realm PvP. The current Bosses are as follows… BLOOD COHORT Ascoli,, Elrikk, Kazragerg, Lomar, Saephere and Wenvalor THUNDER COHORT Draegloth, Druze, Decreptitude, Markenhoof, Marriana, Shelah, Tainish and Xiris. No new Bosses have been identified at this time. Read up on Forums for what is a Boss NeHew Chieftan Morgh has ordered the Garrison to set up a weekly (SUNDAY EVE) Rated battle group for 8pm till done or exhausted. A note about Peons… If you know of a great player who would fit within our clan and mindset of fun goofy playstylewith serious moments of raiding. A Boss or higher is required to take them on as a PEON and after that help the Boss teach them Crusher ways. Peon Progress The following Peons have been punted = Aetherlia Lelana and Moetle. The following Peons have been promoted to Grunt status = Tikes, Stormsage, Themis, Rockna, Zetatron, Cerridewena, Tlalonka,, Zerzzulak, Krystallin. Greenbull has returned and Xiris has taken him as her Peon to bring him up to speed on current affairs and the new lands he has awoken to find.

Elder Kailand has begun to lead a 10 man assault on the Fireland front. Progress has been wrought with difficulties in logistics to the simple need of consistent supply of medical and repairs. The current battle map and his report are as follows… . “Ragnoros’s Fire Hunter Shannox and his cute puppies Rageface and Riplimb are consistently kept at bay (Farmed) Lord Ryolith in his area of volcanos is a bane for Kadiana but is not very bright. Ascoli, Orcala and Sarduakkar have begun to manage his rage and refocus it upon his own volcanic forces. The Spider Beth’tilac And her brood of Spiderlings have Been engaged as Well and we have Begun to bring her Forces also under control but not yet fully. (not Farm status) Plans are now to launch q uick strikes against the Balaeroc and the traitor Alysrazors forces as we maintain our grip in the new footholds show as A and B”. Kailandwent on to say that these adversarieswill soon take their place as mounted heads on the great wall. Farming of the areas that these once great adversaries ruled brings wealth and improved armor and Tactics n Weapons For all the Clan to use. It is just a Matter of Time and The bosses Of this new FIRELANDS Will submit to the powah Of CLAN SKULLCRUSHER! BLOOD and THUNDER!!!