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  • Birthday 04/05/1979

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  1. 9:45 am: Garrosh wakes up and stretches. "Good morning warchief, you over slept for breakfast again. So there is no more bacon and eggs. Here are your cornflakes. "WHUT?!! NO BACON?!!! GARROSH SMASH!!!!" 10:30 am : Garrosh walking through Orgrimmar, "Whut these elves and trolls doing here?!! Saurfang replies, "they are our allies warchief. Sworn members of the horde! Lok'tar!!" Garrosh: "They are not orc!! "GARROSH SMASH!!!" Saurfang does a face palm. 11:45 am : Intel and Troop movement briefing. Garrosh opens his briefing, wads it up and throws it in the firepit, then smashes his throne with the Doomhammer. Saurfang raises a brow. "Is the state of horde affairs that bad warchief?" Garrosh replies with a shrug. "Me not know.. The scribe forgot to do it in pictures.. AGAIN". Saurfang does a face palm. 1:30 pm : Garrosh is reviewing the grunts in the valley of strength. "Orc strong! Tauren strong! All the rest have kitchen duty!! Saurfang sighs and does a face palm. 3:22 pm : Garrosh gets stuck in the latrine with no toilet paper!! "NO TOILET PAPER HERE??!!! GARROSH SMASH!!!" He proceeds to destroy the latrine. Vol'jin standing outside with a newspaper under his arm does a face palm. 5:15 pm : Garrosh hosts a state dinner for the horde heads of state, he offends them all with a single statement.. "Your people cannot fight. But they cook well." Saurfang does yet another face palm. 9:30 pm : Saurfang meets with the other horde leaders.. "Thank god.. the buffoon has gone to bed. Let's get to work at fixing the messes he's made AGAIN. At least until he wakes up tomorrow. Then he can mess up everything we've done.. AGAIN. /facepalm. Posted again here for fun!
  2. Every Toon Down in Azeroth Liked Winter Veil a lot... But the Lich King, who lived in Northrend, Did NOT! The Lich King hated Winter Veil! The whole Winter Veil season! Now, please don't ask why. Only lore geeks know the reason. It could be that Frostmourne had corrupted him outright. It could be, perhaps, that he suffers from frostbite. But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that Jaina broke his heart in Westfall. But, Whatever the reason, His heart or his soul, He stood there on Winter Veil Eve, hating us all, Glaring down from Icecrown with a sour, Lich Kingy frown At the warm lighted windows below in our town. For he knew every Toon down in Azeroth below Was busy now, planning to give him the heave-ho. "And they're equipping epic gear!" he snarled with a sneer. "Tomorrow is Winter Veil! It's practically here!" Then he growled, with his Lich King fingers thunderously drumming, "I MUST find a way to keep Winter Veil from coming!" For, tomorrow, he knew... ...All the Horde and Alliance Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush to an instance! And then! Oh, the trade chat! Oh, the chat! Chat! Chat! Chat! That's one thing he hated! The CHAT! CHAT! CHAT! CHAT! Then Toons, from gnome to tauren, would sit down to a great feast. And they'd feast! And they'd feast! And they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! They would eat gingerbread cookies, and a rare Mammoth Feast Which was something the Lich King couldn't stand in the least! And THEN They'd do something he liked least of all! Every Toon down in Azeroth, the tall and the small, Would stand close together, with Winter Veil treats digesting. They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Toons would start questing! They'd quest! And they'd quest! AND they'd QUEST! QUEST! QUEST! QUEST! And the more the Lich King thought of the Winter Veil-Questing The more the Lich King thought, "I must stop this whole thing! "Why for six long years I've put up with it now! I MUST stop Winter Veil from coming! ...But HOW?" Then he got an idea! An awful idea! THE LICH KING GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA! "I know just what to do!" The Lich King Laughed in his throat. And he made a quick Greatfather Winter hat and a coat. And he chuckled, and cackled, "What a great Lich Kingy joke! "With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like the ol’ bloke!" "All I need is a reindeer..." The Lich King looked around. But since Nesingwary turned up, there was none to be found. Did that stop the old Lich King...? No! The Lich King simply said, "If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!" So he summoned the frost wyrm Sapphiron to his stead. And he placed a reindeer illusion upon the wyrm’s head. THEN He loaded some frostweave bags And some old empty sacks On a ramshackle sleigh And he hitched up old Sapph. Then the Lich King said, "Giddyap!" And the sleigh started down Toward the homes where the Toons Lay a-snooze in their town. All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air. All the Toons were all dreaming sweet dreams without care When he came to the first house in the square. "This is stop number one," The old Lich King hissed And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist. Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight pinch. But if Greatfather Winter could do it, then so could this Lich. He got stuck only once, for a moment or two. Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue Where the little Toon stockings all hung in a row. "These stockings," he grinned, "are the first things to go!" Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant, Around the whole room, and he took every present! Rare pets! And motorcycles! Magic carpets! Leather Drums! Enchantments! Trinkets! Potions! And Wintergrasp plums! And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Lich King, very nimbly, Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney! Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the Toons' feast! He took the Toon-pudding! He took the great feast! He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash. Why, that Lich King even took their last enriched root lasher! Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee. "And NOW!" grinned the Lich King, "I will stuff up the tree!" And the Lich King grabbed the tree, and he started to shove When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove. He turned around fast, and he saw a small Toon! A gnome, who looked no older than two. The Lich King had been caught by this little Toon daughter Who'd got out of bed for some late night raiding and slaughter. She stared at the Lich King and said, "Greatfather Winter, why, "Why are you taking our Winter Veil tree? WHY?" But, you know, that old Lich King was so smart and so slick He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick! "Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Greatfather Winter lied, "There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side. "So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear. "I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here." And his fib fooled the gnome. Then he patted her head And he got her a forty and he sent her to bed. And when Littlestabs Toon went to bed with her cup, HE went to the chimney and stuffed the tree up! Then the last thing he took Was the log for their fire. Then he went up the chimney himself, the old liar. On their walls he left nothing but hooks, and some wire. And the one speck of food That he left in the house Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse. Then He did the same thing To the other Toons’ houses Leaving crumbs Much too small For the other Toons’ mouses! Not even the Toon banks and all their shared loot Were safe from the wicked Lich Kingy brute. All their glyphs! Their rare mats! Gold in vast sums! Nothing he left in this most sacred of sanctums. It was quarter past dawn... All the Toons, still a-bed All the Toons, still a-snooze When he packed up his sled, Packed it up with their presents! The ribbons! The wrappings! The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings! Three thousand feet up! Up the Icecrown Citadel rampart, He rode to the tiptop, what a blackheart! "Pooh-pooh to the Toons!" he was lich-ish-ly humming. "They're finding out now that no Winter Veil is coming! "They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do! "Their mouths will hang open a minute or two "Then all the Toons down in Azeroth will all cry QQ!" "That's a noise," grinned the Lich King, "That I simply must hear!" So he paused. And the Lich King put a hand to his ear. And he did hear a sound rising over the snow. It started in low. Then it started to grow... But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound sounded merry! It couldn't be so! But it WAS merry! VERY! He stared down from Icecrown! The Lich King popped his eyes! Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise! Every Toon down in Azeroth, the tall and the small, Was singing! Without any presents at all! He HADN'T stopped Winter Veil from coming! IT CAME! Somehow or other, it came just the same! And the Lich King, with his lich-feet ice-cold in the snow, Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so? It came without ribbons! It came without tags! "It came without packages, boxes or bags!" And he puzzled three hours, `till his puzzler was sore. Then the Lich King thought of something he hadn't before! "Maybe Winter Veil," he thought, "doesn't come from a store. "Maybe Winter Veil...perhaps...means a little bit more!" And what happened then...? Well...in Azeroth they say That the Lich King’s black heart Grew three sizes that day! And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight, He whizzed with his loots through the bright morning light And he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast! And he... ...HE HIMSELF...! The Lich King carved the roast beast!
  3. omg that is awesome lol! Edit: GAH! Did it again posted by Kier
  4. Best of luck and don't be a stranger! Edit: Written by Kieranna *mutters about Jas logging in using her computer and not logging out*
  5. Yes, I remember that. If I remember right, I was there as Mogg. And Maube was there, as well. I think V was there in one of his forms as well. I don't remember who the fifth person was now. But I do remember the many many ghosts that came at us! hehe.
  6. See the quote in my sig... I want to see Nicolas Cage play the King of Stormwind. And Sylvester Stallone play Thrall. Jaina would be hawt if played by Jessica Simpson. And James Earl Jones would make a bad ass Saurfang. I dunno who would play Arthas though. Maybe Leonardo Dicaprio?
  7. Just wow. That's all. The first video was funny. The second video was bad.. WTF? Vader should definately have had more game then that. He got rejected! Not to mention the dancing looked like something off a saturday morning kids variety show.
  8. I hope you had a great Birthday Bar! Best wishes to you from both Kier and Myself!
  9. New wow webstats for tonight. http://wowwebstats.com/mrvaaofxfdmow
  10. Ocato - BM hunter Kalatharn - Unholy Deathknight Will also be joining us.
  11. Happy Birthday Lomar! Don't eat too much cake! And stay away from the "special brownies" Xiris makes makes. Just remember only trolls should NOT say NO! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
  12. Jasena Holy Paladin Some 25 man experience and currently in Shelah's 10man run
  13. Ya could always go TG and stay on Smed. And once duel specs come out, switch back and forth. Just keep getting gear in the meantime. :o) We like having a big ole cow around.
  14. I'm sure Syanide would love to bring one of her alts, and I could easily lend Mogg or Charlindra or even Jas depending on the need. And Xanaadu is coming up real quick in level also, she's already 40. :o) We could also cobble together a ZA group as well, with how quickly we were plowing through Kara, I think the final night we did it, we did it in like what? an hour and a half? :o)
  15. I respectfully disagree with you on the exorsism V. I think they would be better in many different ways changing Holy Wrath as opposed to Exorsism. Holy Wrath is AoE, so it would help Prot more, and give Ret another weapon as well. Just make it so it only stuns undead as opposed to everyone, or make that stun into an interupt on humaniod mobs/players to give ret that interupt they've been craving.Rather then giving us another front loaded single target instacast for them to nerf. This is not to mention it is a bit ludicris from a roleplay standpoint to have exorsism work on anything and everything. The act of exorcising; the driving out of evil spirits from persons or places by conjuration; is the definition of it. So to have that spell being used on oh say.. a Worg, or a Tallstrider, does that mean those beasts are evil? Holy wrath on the other hand, has much more potential, and much less downside both from a mechanics and rp standpoint. And gives us much less to lose. I saw the changes they plan to make in divine plea after my origonal post, and really I don't care much for that either. Mana conservation has always been a problem for Paladins, and now they are taking and gimping the tool they gave to us to help FIX the mana issues. And I stand by what I said, i'd rather keep the set up we have now, and have BoK be taken by raiding rets and skipped by most others. Case in point, I pugged a UK heroic the other day.. I had to listen to the hunter whine the ENTIRE run almost, about how he did'nt have Kings. If I have Kings, it just means one more buff for me to have to figure out what people want. And that does'nt include things like raids where some classes like *coughs* druids.. *cough* Oriah.. hehe... are in different forms. So now, I'm buffing Kings on one druids, and wisdom on the rest. It's a pain in the ass. And one i'd rather not have. I'd rather keep my imp wisdom, and let a Ret take care of Kings. If it's not availible so be it. It's NOT a game breaker. As for pulling caster mobs, I never have a problem with it with Jas, I just run in and use Arcane Torrent, granted humans and dwarves don't have that ability, but meh.. they're alliance they sorted it out this long I'm sure they can find ways to do it. :op As a whole, I don't see how any of these changes are for the "good". But that's just the way I see things. :o)
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