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A Day in the Life of Garrosh


Jasena

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9:45 am: Garrosh wakes up and stretches. "Good morning warchief, you over slept for breakfast again. So there is no more bacon and eggs. Here are your cornflakes. "WHUT?!! NO BACON?!!! GARROSH SMASH!!!!"

10:30 am : Garrosh walking through Orgrimmar, "Whut these elves and trolls doing here?!! Saurfang replies, "they are our allies warchief. Sworn members of the horde! Lok'tar!!" Garrosh: "They are not orc!! "GARROSH SMASH!!!" Saurfang does a face palm.

11:45 am : Intel and Troop movement briefing. Garrosh opens his briefing, wads it up and throws it in the firepit, then smashes his throne with the Doomhammer. Saurfang raises a brow. "Is the state of horde affairs that bad warchief?" Garrosh replies with a shrug. "Me not know.. The scribe forgot to do it in pictures.. AGAIN".

Saurfang does a face palm.

1:30 pm : Garrosh is reviewing the grunts in the valley of strength. "Orc strong! Tauren strong! All the rest have kitchen duty!! Saurfang sighs and does a face palm.

3:22 pm : Garrosh gets stuck in the latrine with no toilet paper!! "NO TOILET PAPER HERE??!!! GARROSH SMASH!!!" He proceeds to destroy the latrine. Vol'jin standing outside with a newspaper under his arm does a face palm.

5:15 pm : Garrosh hosts a state dinner for the horde heads of state, he offends them all with a single statement.. "Your people cannot fight. But they cook well." Saurfang does yet another face palm.

9:30 pm : Saurfang meets with the other horde leaders.. "Thank god.. the buffoon has gone to bed. Let's get to work at fixing the messes he's made AGAIN. At least until he wakes up tomorrow. Then he can mess up everything we've done.. AGAIN. /facepalm.

Posted again here for fun!

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