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Limerick Contest!


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Between today and September 26, I'm accepting entries here for a limerick contest. We'll have the guild vote on the entries on the 27th and 28th and the winner will receive 20 gold out of my pocket.

Knock yourselves out, but be nice and keep it clean, please.

Example:

We all know a cow named Kalea

Who is quick and happy to greet ya.

When she drinks Kungaloosh

She falls down with a WHOOSH!

That is our Mother Kalea.

Yeah, I know it's bad, but it's an example.

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Nice and clean? You're really pigeonholing me here! Off the top of my head:

The best thing about being an orc

is I don't need to eat with a fork

unlike troll or cow

I'm always ready to chow

and use an axe to hack pieces of pork.

Hey I just woke up, give me a break!

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Loot, Loot, How I love my Loot

Honestly, did you really need those boots?

I'm going to roll need!

Feel free; roll greed...

Your shinies are mine; discussion is moot.

;p (probably not a proper limerick, but meh!)

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Loot, Loot, How I love my Loot

Honestly, did you really need those boots?

I'm going to roll need!

Feel free; roll greed...

Your shinies are mine; discussion is moot.

;p (probably not a proper limerick, but meh!)

I lol'd

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Bal'a dash, I am Kieranna the Hunter

My kill shots echo like thunder.

With a command to my pet

And my ammunition all set

Enemies are sure to surrender!

*blush* Hope you all likes...I know it's not very good hehehehe

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*gives you all a big hug for participating*

These don't have to be about you personally. I just used myself in the example. They can be about anything or anyone in Azeroth.

I love to see the creative side of my friends.

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Here is my entry... not entirely happy with it, but since the deadline is here:

There were evil Gnomes from Bal'Zern,

for whom death was a real concern.

So they ditched their bodies,

morphed their souls to scrunchies,

and so to them all, you must burn!

Edited by Kailand
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Here is my entry... not entirely happy with it, but since the deadline is here:

There were evil Gnomes from Bal'Zern,

for whom death was a real concern.

So they ditched their bodies,

morphed their souls to scrunchies,

and so to them all, you must burn!

omg that is awesome lol!

Edit:

GAH! Did it again

posted by Kier

Edited by Jasena
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The deadline is past, so it's time to declare a winner. I'm choosing to declare it a tie between Kailand and Baracko. You both made me laugh out loud when I read your entries. Than you all for participating!

As as we close this chapter, I leave you with a song to Uglutz that should be sung to the tune of "The Eyes of Texas".

The Eye of Uglutz is upon you

Thoughout the entire raid.

The Eye of Uglutz is upon you

To jump on your mistakes.

Do not think you can escape it,

As he scornfully calls your name.

If the Eye of Uglutz is upon you,

Hang your head in shame.

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I know it's late...but I have two entries, just for fun. This first one, I know Kalea will appreciate. There's a back-story, so ask her if you want a good laugh!

There once was a cult that ate puppies.

Those Druids partake were unlucky.

For Kalea was stout,

her mace hit like a house,

So now they think puppies are yucky.

This one is more for the Arena teams a bunch of us used to play on when were running arena:

Male Tauren, Undead, and a woman,

they played on the battlegroup 'Ruin'.

Our 3-man could beat,

any team NOT elite,

'Tools with Staves'! They nay saw us coming!

I might have another one in a bit...so don't lock the thread yet!

-Mu

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