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This story is from the shadowclan forums. I saved it to an old hard drive in 2001. I can no longer find it on their site, so I am posting here in memory of times past. - Bal

posted June 09, 2001 10:27 AM by Grot

UG LATZ!!

Grot am habbie urk dis muun, ull me hurd wurk preejun pai uff!!! Dis muun, me stumbul entu Xug'muk agh him blah dat him dink urkz am en Rume. We gu der, nub urkz. Sum panzee humie twi clomp uz, bud den runz uff. Dinkun ob wud tu du nexd, we kum ub wid da idee tu gu tu twinzik agh preej da blah ob Shakh Buurz. HOOWAH!!

Su we twabel der bi da muunhule agh wunder rund en twinzik luukin fur humiez. Bowd wen me dinkun der am nub humiez arund, ash ridez bi un himz fuud. Xug agh me luuk ad eej udder, den we chaze abdur da humie yellun WADE! Finulli him stubz. Me blah tu him "Lat ulmuzd mizzed uz agh da truf me kum tu teej."

Wull, me nub ged ani skribbulz ob da preejun idzelb, subbize tu blah dat me preej agh preej agh preej. Humie juined bi anudder humie liddul ladur. Udder humie luukz lik him wun clomp uz ad furzd, bud me keeb blahin. Nexd fing me gruk, him am lizzenun tu. Nub ting kan kumpar tu da puwer ob da blah ob Shakh Buurz! Wull nub lung latur, sumfing habbenz dat me wull neber furged. Ash ob da humiez blah dat him wull du it.

Me wuz liddul kunfuzed, toud mebbe him blahin bowd sumfing elze, su me azk him wud him meenz. Him blah dat him wull kunbert!!!!

HOOWAH SHAKH BUURZ!!!

Wull me ged skribbulz ob wud habbenz nexd, humie gibed himz furzd sakrifize tu Shakh Buurz. Nutize udder humie en bakgrund till nub belibin kwide yed.

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Ubuzli humie till ah liddul neu ad dis, su uz teej him ah liddul, wid udder humie watjun un wid ash toudful luuk un himz faze.

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Me cee dat luuk, agh me luuk him strait en da eyez agh blah "Wull lat juin latz frend?" Agh himz anzur, abdur liddul muur toud: "Yes, I will!" Su den him gedz uff himz fuud...

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HOOWAH!!! Wull me dinkd dat deze neu kunberts shud be takun tu da furt su dem kan lurn liddul muur. Me gruked dat der wuz prubli gruntees der dat kud helb teej dem. Su we gu tu furt. Bud nub befur me tull dem tu shed demz tin kanz agh humie klothz, tu shuw demz fafe en Shakh Buurz tu protekt dem, nub da humie fingz dem werun. Dem du agh uff we gu tu da furt.

Ad furt, humiez lurn liddul bowd huw tu serb Shakh Buurz. Kurze, dem hab lung ruad ahed ob dem, su dem sturt simpul. Me pud ash tu wurk emptuin da pee tub, agh ash kleenun owd da buub pen. HOOWAH SNAGGA KUNBERTZ!!!

Abdur wurkin fur ah wil, dem runz uff, me figgur tu gu spred demz newfund gruking. Me wull watj fur da rezultz, mebbe muur humiez wull kum tu belieb en Shakh Buurz frum whud dem go owd agh du.

HOOWAH!

-Grot, Bloodmoon Missionary

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